Nope, I’m never picked for those threads, either, but I’m not bitter 'bout it.
I’m just here for the doughnuts. Pass me an old-fashioned, glazed, would you? Thanks.
Do the priests make mutual whoopee?
Um,…hi.
I heard you guys had like, doughnuts and stuff?
See, no one ever picks me either…
[lonley self-pitty] (sigh) I’ll just go sit in the corner [/lonely self-pitty]
If I have been picked in one of those threads, I’d be stunned and amazed. So I’d like to join (mmm… donuts…), but… where’s the coffee? You do have coffee, right? Otherwise, I’m going to have to start my own renegade monastery and convent…
WAIT ANOTHER DARN MINUTE! ! !
On the coffee, Starbucks or Dunkin?
If there’s coffee, I’m bringing my own – I’m spoiled on coffee living here. Mmm, Community…good stuff!
And I don’t know if it’s still there, but some years ago there was this WONDERFUL family-owned donut shop north of Austin. Best damn donuts in the world.
whiterabbit, can I bother you for a bignet?
Hmm
This seemed like religious type thing thread, and here i was assuming it was opened in regard to the evil cooler of doom, three priests were mentioned as being required , and far as I know , none of the dopers have stepped up to the plate as being priests , or like equivalents.
Anyways
Timmies coffee , Krispee Kreme donuts ,and Duff beer
Declan
I was ordained by the Universal Life Church of Modesto California on March 4, 2003.
Taking a seat, and dunking my donut into the Kool Aid Coffee and relaxing among like people and no one ever picks him
Beer! Woohoo!
Suddenly I’m not feeling quite so pathetic.
I originally misread this thread title as “Southern Baptist Seminary and Convent.” (I had just read Jonathan Chance’s query on Christian groups, if that’s any excuse.) First I wondered if I was on the wrong boards. Then I wondered when Southern Baptists started having convents. Luckily I then read the title correctly.
Mind you, I’ll just have a donut, if you don’t mind. I’d take some of the Kool-Aid too, but I’m a bit worried about that. Are we going to have a potluck later? How can you have fellowship without a potluck?
Bless you, Tristan!
bringing in a pile of beignets and a ton of sugar to dump on them (or not, if you prefer, but the only reason FOR beignets is to create an excuse for eating powdered sugar)
I can get some drive-through daquiris if anybody wants them…
Teach me to vanity search.
Damn.
::runs in smiling (the xanax has worn off):: I made Jello shots for everyone! Sure, we may not be popular enough for them, but we can still party like we are!
::starts handing out jello shots beginning with <b>zoid</b> :: smiles seductively ::
My long-term goal of messing with a vanity search achieved! 
(Okay, not really, sorry 'bout that Jonathan Chance. I’ll go confess my sins now.)
Can we still surf for…um, “sinful” internet sites?
You know, greed, lust, wrath, the whole shebang.
does that damned Hamsters site qualify as sinful?
oh wait…sinful has positive connotations…mmm…cheesecake…
Hey guys! How YOU doin’?
I’d like a bite on the… um, neck from Tristan, please; then I’d like to go sunbathing with Lsura; then I’ll go see if I can find welby and hope that he’s naked; then I’ll see if I can find lel’s potluck; and I’d love a daquiri, whiterabbit; are there any jello shots left Marconi & Schmeese? Then, after I surf the net for “sinful” sites with KCSuze, I think I’ll be ready for some hot monkey sex!
Anyone up for margaritas? I brought my blender and tequila.
Wow, this is the best party (I mean seminary and convent) ever!! If I knew that they were this great, I’d have joined one a long time ago!
I’ll take a margarita!