Oh, hooray, I didn’t haul that darn blender here in vain! What flavor can I get you Branwen?
MMMM, regular if you have it.
Coming right up Branwen. I’ll put it in one of those really big margarita glasses. Enjoy!
You know, I’ve never tried margaritas and donuts, but I’m always up for a new experience, make mine a regular too.
-Lil
::sticks head around door and glances around::
I came for pie…anybody got pie? No? Well, then I’ll have a donut or 3… and maybe some of that electric Koolaid. No, that 1… over there…that 1…yep, that’s the one.
When come back, bring pie.
Nobody ever picks me for anything. I’m just gonna go sit in the corner & hum to myself. mutter mutter mutter
I’d love to join, if only someone can teach me how to not want sex.
One regular coming up, percypercy, and I’ll take the liberty of making it an extra-grande. Hihorse, I’m making one for you too, in case that electric koolaid you’re talking about is what I’m serving. Oh, and I’d love a piece of pie when you come back.
Tristan, can I make one for you? You are the host of honor, after all!
Me thinks you’re on the wrong message board (not to mention the wrong thread), if you’re looking for someone to teach you not to want sex SciFiSam. We’re all about sex!
Really it’sjustme? Brings to mind the scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail where poor old Michael Palin is besieged by ‘nuns’ desparate for oral sex. (I’m in the Palin role, of course).
Bad, wicked Zoot!
Pie, anyone? It’s strawberry…with whipped cream, and…um, stuff.
anyone? anyone?
hello?
::sniffle::
Thank you! Mmmm, my favorite.
Do you have any grape ones? No one ever makes grape Jell-O shooters, and they’re the best.
[celestina enters with arms laden with her famous pies–a peach, a strawberry, and an apple–and one of her famous chocolate cakes. She sets these down on the table that holds the bowl full of KoolAid. She also sets her purse down, glances around, sees the coast is clear, lifts a bottle from her purse, and pours a fifth of Everclear in the KoolAid. To complete the emsemble, she adds some cut up fruit to the KoolAid and then turns to face the room.]
If y’all still got some room from eatin’ all them donuts and stuff, I’ve brought some of my famous pies and cakes here. Help yourselves.
[celestina gets herself a cup of KoolAid and takes a seat in anticipation of the festivities.]
[innocent eyes]
The story of my life; nothin’ but cold, dry monkeys, here.
Pass me a donut.
This thread is what I’ve been waiting for.
Welcome!
My people!
I once called a phone sex line…and THAT didn’t go anywhere.
I’m gonna stay in here with the people I can relate to.
Well, I went over and posted to Jonathan Chance’s thread, so his vanity search was not in vain. Celestina, when you come back, would you please bring… 
Mmmm…pies, cakes and donuts.
Wait, isn’t gluttony a sin? And it’s not even the sin that’s the most fun!
Speaking of which, it’sjustme, I found some sites that actually feature hot monkey sex! But it’s more disturbing than arousing.
it’sjustme here I am, all naked and sweaty.
Don’t worry, I’ll pay for the therapy.