Begging your pardon, sir, but Joe Clark, who leads the small Conservative party, isn’t a jerk. Stockwell Day, who leads the big conservative Canadian Alliance party, is a jerk (not to mention a homophobic, lying bigot.**
Thank you, boy! I knew there was another reason to buy you other than that wonderful tongue of yours. I stand corrected, Stockwell Day’s head on a pike.
And Cheffie, don’t go around giving out my secrets or I’ll start bidding on you, too!