SDMB Slave Auction

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Sweetie, we are so out of your league… :wink:

dpr- the material things I’ll donate to the kiddies. The hot lesbian loving? Oh, Silver…

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Hmm…I bid a jillion dollars on Silver Fire, because she’s that good.

I know she wants andygirl, (I mean c’mon, who doesn’t?) but sometimes we have to make sacrifices in life to make others happy.

And when I say others, I mean me. You must make me happy.

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Having just visited her website, I feel justified in bidding $847.92 for SexyWriter.

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$847.92? That’s very generous, but I’m curious about how you arrived at that figure. Is that a per pound type of deal? Are you clearing out your savings account?

Do I hear $847.93?

I still want to know what charity this perverted auction is supporting.

-L

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I’ve got $4,000 and some teddy bears, although gods alone know why.

My mom would be so proud.

::fleeing from the room, blushing furiously::

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So, what would it take to get all three? I’ve got quite a bit of equity built up and I was thinking of buying a new car or something, but if I can get a deal on three, nublie slaves…::What’s that, psy? You want me to sleep where tonight?:: <AHEM> Nevermind…

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I took today’s winning lottery number and divided it by the square root of my ICQ number and then just threw in some loose change.

What? There’s a better way to do it?

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Euty, I’m incredibly sad right now. Just thought you should know…
:smiley:

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For the ladies- I have a tongue that can touch your chin too.
From here.

And, some other stuff.

For dp, uh, the charity:
I am a good stealer of things.

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I bid a bazillion dollars…nobody’s outbidding me for Silver…my mind is already reeling at the possibilities…:smiley:

…then can I just watch?

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Okay, $5,000 and a 1989 Ford Tempo (looks bad, runs great, brand new brakes) in bid for Dire Wolf. :wink:

[sub]I still want the elephants![/sub]

Oh, and DW, contact me regarding the woodpecker problem; I deal with those calls about 3-4 times a week: there could be a termite problem, it may be attracting a mate, or drilling a hole in the house in preparation for nesting. I have a whole list of possible solutions.

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Being extremely Dominant and Mrs X being extremely submissive, we want to bid on both SexyWriter and jarbabyj!

Also, cough, cough, you’re both cordially invited to the FlintDope fest :smiley:

You supply your own collars, I’ll supply the leash.

Name a price. We’ll either meet it or beat it :smiley:

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This could get messy…

Mine too. :wink:

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HEY! Sapphire Bullets likes BNL and TMBG!

In that case I bid 2.5 million bucks and this Transmogrifier for her.

I’m also increasing my Nymysys bid by adding my entire mp3 collection and a magic 8 ball.

And I’m counting a bid post as ONE no matter how many bids are on it, so that leaves me with one more bid.

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Well, let’s see. I’m interested in bidding for the lovely Nymysys. However, with only three bids, I think I’ll have to use them all on her.

First, I’m bidding 3 sheep. Two of them have already been shaved, and are just growing back wool. The other is a cute little lamb.

Along with that, 3 kegs of fine imported beer. This comes with an assortment of drinking glasses.

Furthermore, I’m bidding Regis Philbin’s head on a pike.

I’m also emptying my bank account (But not my stock account, not just yet…or my college fund). This is $1,576.93 in cash.

3 sheep, $500.

3 kegs, $4000.

Regis Philbin’s head on a pike - priceless.

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:mad:

Don’t make me call the big gay mafia on you. We’re butcher than we look.

And all the money in the world is less than good lesbian loving, I’ll have you know.

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My bid for the set:

1 2lb. box of Godiva Truffles(each, of course)
1/2 hour foot massages on demand
A home cooked dinner involving pasta, fresh garden veggies and a nice red wine.
1 pair of bunny slippers(each)

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cough Winnie-the-Pooh slippers coughcough

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Is this permanent? If so, I have a few questions about the products before I bid.

  1. Do any have any chronic health problems that might require unusual maintenance expenses?

  2. What kind of education and training do they have? Do they currently have jobs, and if so, what do they do for a living?

  3. Is there anything any of them absolutely will not do for their new master?

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Badtz,

  1. Nope - they’re all perfectly wonderful

  2. Who cares? They’re wonderful!!

  3. Mate, it’s for charity. It’s not permanent. I suggest you make hay while the sun shines and enjoy life. Don’t just seize the day but wring the life out of it while you’re there (and the girls set their own limits with their succesful bidders).