What about a tux with tight slacks? Though I thought nearly all males looked good in a tux.
Talent show now? sigh Geez…
dpr pulls out his CD in a shameless plug
Well I plan to thank all those lovely ladies (and those who’ve voted for me so far are amongst the very best) personally rather than with a mere post.
Foot massages, serenading and chocolate for Audrey, enilorac and ssskuggiii so far…
Oh what the hell, FULL body massages.
Why should she decide? BTW, wearing Anniz would be delightful:) Though I’d have to lay down occasionally, as she’s got a bad back. Ask her if you like.
Besides, Anniz would have me go in my birthday suit. I ain’t going nude.
I have never seen a picture of MrCynical, but I have seen pictures of Satan and I had the pleasure of meeting Milossarian last night at Persephone’s BBQ, and I wholeheartedly second DrainBead’s nominations.
Of course, having seen several pictures of Democritus, I have to add him to my list too.
Thanks Audrey.
Now, a talent competition? Well, that shouldn’t be too bad. I’ll just do some magic tricks, recite a poem, juggle a little, sing, or play some bass. Hmmm, this is going to be hard to decide what to do…maybe I’ll try doing it all at once. 
NothingMan, I add you to my list.
dpr, I think ALL men look great in tuxes. That’s my weakness. ::looks at CD:: A music man, are you? Bonus points! I like musicians.
::whispers:: enilorac wants that full body massage from you now!
iampunha, your birthday suit would have been a highlight for sure. ::sigh:: Try this. It’s genuine Hawaiian surf shorts.
Paddy, I’ve got some tight jeans that I’m sure you’d like to get into. ::snickers:: I just think they probably wouldn’t fit right on you. Oh well, it was worth a try.
And I suppose playing music on various parts of my body (neck and above) don’t count? And flexing probably wouldn’t do it, either . . . nor would various other acts of physical prowess (or lack thereof) . . . maybe I’m thinking about “World’s Strongest Man.”
Singing work for anyone?
And btw, I thanked the people who nominated me before I did anything else.
From iamthepuna,
I take that as a compliment, tack(thanks).
You are lucky I don’t weight to much then.
And for the beauty competition,
I count bouth inside and outside.
Actually inside more.
I made a list. Who cares if I didn’t win. Who cares if I came virtually last.
Thanks Anniz, a huge bundle of cash (as agreed 
) is on it’s way.
Nah, you’re biased because I defended you in that one thread. The fact that I’m your favorite poster is perfectly normal.
From Astrangefish,
Thanks, I got them now and I’m sorry you couldn’t
afford the first place, maybe next time.;)
oh yes i’d really like one
Oh, wow! I got two Nominations…on the first page…and I didn’t even read the thread, or solicit votes!
Color me surprised!
Being Mr. Congeniality seems to be easy with Girl-Java, and I’m thankful of the vote.
As far as talents go…have I told any of you I can tie a cherry-stem into a knot with my tongue?
-Sam
Wow, i didnt even get mentioned once. Am I obscure on the boards or what?
I do ya, Doob! The problem is, you won’t do me. 
I think you have the prettiest eyes of anybody on the board. God, those lashes…
Aww thanks, Tatertot! I do rather like my eyes. I should get a better pic of just them sometime ;).
Aww, Doobie!
::adds Doobie to list::
I bet you’re handsome in board shorts too!
It’s good that you take that as a compliment, because 1. it was meant as such, 2. if you didn’t it’d be damn hard to explain, and 3. I was not saying that merely for purposes of getting another vote (I already have yours :)).
If you did weigh much, it wouldn’t be much of a problem, as you can just lie on your back whenever you like.
Inner beauty . . . now, nobody’s ever told me my innards look nice. Perhaps someone will tell me I have a nice inside to me.
Now I know two Swedish words . . . tack and kram. And, for once in my life, I didn’t learn any curse worse first, as was basically the case with Spanish and German.
Ssskuggiii . . . I’m not going to turn that into the obviously sexually connotative phrase you meant it to be. I’m going to tell you that I don’t think I’d fit a pair of jeans designed for a female body, as mine is male.
iampunha,
Well, when you get your crown and velvet robe, will you remember we dated way back in high school?
Now I’ll have something to brag about.