I deduce that you are determined to defrost my determination to defer a decadent dalliance until decency allows. How debonair you are! Please don’t be dejected, but I really have to demonstrate some delicacy, even though you are delectable.
Mostly because I have to be at work in eight hours, and I need to get some sleep.
How nice of you to send me into dreamland with a smile on my face!
Night, sweetie-
Scotti
Wow, thanks Scotti! That makes 5 votes for me, I guess…at least, that’s 5 potential votes anyways.
Now, in an effort to buy votes (And potentially buy Admins and Mods), I will send See’s Candies gift certificates redeemable for 1 pound of chocolates to whomever votes for me. Any takers?
(Note: For a limited time only, and if I get an overwhelming number of votes, it might take a few days for me to acquire the certificates)
I just remembered who else it was I wanted to add…
ChrisP One Kenobe
kilgore trout
Aww Demmie! That’s one of the coolest pics! We must have been mind melding! Anyway, the shorts I was wearing had nice cargo pockets on the sides, and a wunnerful weave. I dont think I wore long pants except on friday when Pat and I got there.
Anyway, i am ashamed my legs are so pale, but i dont get many chances to wear shorts here.
I want to add some more beautiful guys.
Osip, (of course), byzantine, Tymp, (he looks gourgeus),
dropzone and Monster104, (doesn’t he look a bit like Matt Damon?)
Don’t worry, you’ll still look great in dem boardshorts. 
Alright, this is no way to run a beauty pagent. I hereby take over the role of stagemanager. Gentlemen, if you’ll line up just over…No, Coldfire. JohnLarrigan did not take the seams in your jacket in. Play nice. Like I was saying, if you’ll line up over here in alphabetical…MR. CYNICAL! The vaseline is provided to make your teeth shiner, NOT what you are doing with it. BACK AWAY FROM THE VASELINE. OK, people, we have 5 minutes till show time, and I’ve seen the crowd out there. They’re bloodthirsty. Shake what your momma gave you, and remember, if you’re lucky enough to win, it’s elbow-elbow-wrist-wrist. ::CRASH! Swiddles looks up:: Oh, for the love of Mosas, FreakFreely, you are not going to make an entrance Mary-Martin style, OK? Get the hell down from there.
Where the heck have I been???
I haven’t looked at this thread at all, I saw it for the first time today, I open it up, and I’m first on Anniz’s list???
I’m extremely honored. And slightly embarassed. Thank you dear. Though to be honest, I can not accept a nomination for Mr.Beauty2000. Though you can be sure, I would certainly nominate you for Miss Beauty2000. Thank you again.
(( takes a bow, sheds a little tear… ))
So I may be a little biased here, but I have to vote for my boyfriend Modian. He’s handsome, smart, funny, sweet (most of the time). Hehe! He drives me crazy, but he also makes every day interesting and fun! Oh, and he’s got the most incredible green eyes. They definitely don’t hurt. Now if only he could just realize I’m always right. We’d get along perfectly. 
Just kidding sweetie!
Scotti thank you for the vote, at least that gives me one.
Come on ladies, I’m not that bad looking am I?
I definately need more help out there to beat some of these other gentlemen (and I do use the term loosely :)) out there.
A little help out there from my friends would be most appreciated!
BTW…I just won the lottery (maybe that will get me some votes:))
Great… The only person who voted for me sleeps with me and as such had no choice but to nominate me.
Over the hill at 31…
:wanders away, mumbling to himself about how fickle women are:
Yer pal,
Satan
[sub]TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:
Four months, one week, 22 hours, 1 minute and 11 seconds.
5196 cigarettes not smoked, saving $649.59.
Life saved: 2 weeks, 4 days, 1 hour, 0 minutes.[/sub]
"Satan is not an unattractive person."-Drain Bead
[sub]Thanks for the ringing endorsement, honey!*[/sub]
Oh, cry me a freakin’ river Satan! Poor you. Only one nomination. Your pride is sooo hurt, I’m sure. Now you have nothing with which to cobnsole yourself but to go home and sleep with Drain Bead. You poor bastard!
Anniz,
Thank you for your kind words in this thread. I’m quite flattered to receive compliments from one so familiar with beauty as you.
WhooooHooooo! I finally got nominated. Wheeeeeeee! Thanks to the very cute Anniz!
Oh, I also need to add Tymp.
Monster104, where’s the chocolate? Well, um, can you hold on to it until I possibly get there next summer in my friend’s hearse?
I know this thread kind of died out without any kind of determination who the SDMB Mr. Beauty 200 is, so I did my best to add up what votes there are in this thread…
Tied for the lead…
Democritus 7
Monster104 7 (I can’t believe it!)
iampunha 5
DRY 5
Danielinthewolvesden 4
dpr 4
Mr. Cynical 4
Milossarian 4
dropzone 3
soulsling 2
astrangefish 2
Seriousart 2
GaWd 2
Satan 2
FreakFreely 2
SqrlCub 2
ChefTroy 2
Aha 2
NothingMan 2
Doobieous 2
Pipefitter 2
Tymp 2
Wonko The Sane
SPOOFE BO Diddly
SouthernStyle
silent_rob
Myrr21
Vestal Blue
Eutychus55
Omniscient
Opis
Grem
Montfort
Bear_nenno
BluePony
DarkHeart
TCBurnett
Skyslash
Bratman007
Chronos
Oicu812
ChrisP One Kenobe
Kilgore Trout
Osip
Byzantine
Modian
So, should we vote for one winner?
If so, should we take the 4 on the top to vote on?
What do you think folks?
BTW, shouldn’t we also have a Miss Beauty?
I vote for Esprix, Monster104, and astrangefish.
Well, Since i’m in 4th place, i’ll become the good little contestant and um…push the others off the stage! No! Wait…i’ll vote Democritus as Mr. Beauty :)(monster, Ilikes yas but Demo is my best buddy. Sorry :))
Why the hell wasn’t I on the ballot? I’m a nice person you dirty bastards! I will eat your children if you don’t make me Mr. Beauty right now!
Um, a few people seem to have overlooked Byzantine. Of course, Byz gets my vote for whatever list Byz happens to be on. But…
Byz is a Ms., not a Mr.
Hope this doesn’t screw up the voting!