Helloo. My name is Helen. I vote for eyor. He’s so dreamy.
opens the door just a crack and says in a high squeeky voice
“I think we should vote for Whammo!”
closes door
Well, Doob…no chocolate for you. So your vote puts Demo at 8, but Matt’s vote gives me 8 as well. We’re still tied.
Should we take the top 4 and vote among them? It would make it a lot easier to tally votes.
<Walks in, looking around>
Hey, wait a second…This isn’t Pizza Hut!
<Yells out to all the older posters, who sit in a car outside>
Hey, guys! I thought we were gonna go out to eat!
<Car squeals off, door shuts and locks behind>
Uh oh. I don’t like this. Why’d they bring me here, and how come I have to wear this tux?
<Looks down at back of tux, sees NEWBIE written across it>
Uh oh. I smell another prank. Hey, where’d all you ladies come from? Is this a runway? Wait, stop laughing like that, you’re makin me nervous…