** An intelligent Hulk is grossly overpowered
But, if you really hold me tight. . .**
Our romance will have soured
And I’ll sneeze on you for spite.
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him
27 dead, 18 children
:eek:
** Spider Uses Puppet Decoy
I’m hearing SCARY voices**
"Feed me…FEED ME!"
**Official Mayan End of the World Thread. Midnight tonight. Post your observations.
Our expected snow crisis
**
You’re getting your creepy movies mixed up. It was the carnivorous plant Audrey junior in the original Little Shop of Horrors (and Audrey II in the musical) that said “Feed me!”
It was the trapped fly-plus-David Hedison menaced by the (to it) giant spider at the end of the original The Fly that said “Help me! Help Meeeee!”
**Hey - it’s only one month till the apocalypse!
Official Mayan End of the World Thread. Midnight tonight. Post your observations. **
Time flies, eh?
**Women’s rejection tactics.
Buh bye! **
That would be the direct approach.
Well, aren’t you the fly in the ointment. :mad:
** I suck at probability
What happens as a ball of iron gets larger? **
It probably gets heavier. No need to thank me, I have a Masters degree in Science.
** sauerbraten and potato dumplings
Help with Heinlein.**
Actually, it’s Heineken that goes best with sauerbraten and potato dumplings.
**Women’s rejection tactics.
Slap in the face or ungrateful **
**Official Mayan End of the World Thread. Midnight tonight. Post your observations.
Buh bye!
**
** Slap in the face or ungrateful
Feminism
**
Those ungrateful Feminists!
Separated by one:
** I have the flu.
I have the flu and it sucks!
**
**A friend, my wife, her panties. NSFW
Is panty sniffing a purely male activity?
**
** A Shameful Roundup if the Year’s Most Humiliating Marketing Blunders
“Jesus came to die…” and sell Christmas cards**
Woman who made child porn video
What the fk is wrong with you, you crazy b**ch? **
Perfect Pitting.
** I Pit Premature Sex and the Importance of Sex (especially in Western culture)
What the fk is wrong with you, you crazy bch?**
Another dream date crashes and burns. 
**It’s the end of the world as we know it…
I have the flu. **
Oh, man up, you wuss.
Is this behavior a sign of a mental illness?
A friend, my wife, her panties. NSFW
I’m not sure how much I want to know about this…
They just found the largest thing ever in the Universe, like, really, really big …
My Chihuahua
This time, I think I will drop the Chalupa.