** Do you have a tan line under your wedding ring?
Do you think Obama counts as a black president?
**
Yes, except under his wedding ring.
**The CIA denies it is trying to remove a letter from Russian orthography
I got an A in algebra **
Actually, I got it in Murmansk. But you didn’t hear that from me…
** Knock, knock opens door, peeks in
Someone in your life that “doesn’t get it”**
After the last three idiots that did the “knock knock” routine disappeared, you’d think the rest would catch on.
**Busted: “The Masturbator” ran away screaming
When Christmas Parties Go Bad **
Hell of a party.
Castrating and Killing Justin Bieber
Make me laugh with pictures, God damn it
Приколы нашего ф
Dad Fell
I told you to be careful where you worked black magic but no, you just had to go around muttering spells around people!
Приколы нашего ф
I’m hearing SCARY voices
That sure looks scary to me…
What is the stupidist movement?
A proposal for gun control
Yep, sadly, I fear so.
**Giving breasts a squeeze could hinder cancer growth
I missed my exam this morning.
**
I’m sure that plenty of Dopers would be willing to selflessly help with your breast exam.
** Help with a Turkey pot pie
Food that should not exist.**
Harsh but true.
** What to Serve with a Fruit Dip?
Max & Erma’s Garbage Burger**
Ditto.
**A friend, my wife, her panties. NSFW
A proposal for gun control
**
Marijuana Is Legal Worldwide. Now What?
Do you personally know anyone who believes the world will end on Friday?
**Woke myself up last night moaning/screaming during a nightmare, TWICE.
I got an A in algebra **
It was horrible!
**When Christmas Parties Go Bad
48 hours (and counting) without power truly sucks
**
**When Christmas Parties Go Bad
I’m hearing SCARY voices
**
Separated by one:
**The CIA denies it is trying to remove a letter from Russian orthography
Приколы нашего ф
**
**A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him
When Christmas Parties Go Bad
**
“Oh, God, they invited the Professor again!”
Lot of mileage from that Christmas party thread title.
**Marijuana Is Legal Worldwide. Now What?
Crazy Cats. Do they actually trip? **
** Are there really language identifiers out there?
Aluminium vs Aluminum
**
** A friend, my wife, her panties. NSFW
Damnit CNN, there has to be other news happening somewhere.**
Nope, even Fox is insisting on new lingerie control laws.