**What’s the weirdest thing you found hiding in your cleavage?
When Christmas Parties Go Bad
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Or very, very good.
** When Christmas Parties Go Bad
they refused my blood
**
You need to party with a better class of vampire.
The problem of evil, restated.
GF Is Pregnant With Another Man’s Baby
** Hey - it’s only one month till the apocalypse!
Ok, I’ll start this week’s MMP**
If you’re sure that’s how you want to spend the little time you’ve got left… :dubious:
** What’s it like to live in Manhattan?
Castrating and Killing Justin Bieber
“God sent his son”**
to Manhattan to castrate and kill Bieber. What a porno film plot!
**What’s the weirdest thing you found hiding in your cleavage?
they refused my blood
**
**Another idea on how to get out of jury duty
Pet Wake **
** If A Christmas Carol had been written by someone else
How do writers make original ideas? **
Original? Humbug!
** A Comparison of Mental Dwarves
More Calories when you thnk hard?**
When in doubt, get directions from skinny people.
** Poll: Is Raj gay?
Favourite Christmas song? **
don we now our Raj apparel
**Can’t feel my arms at night!
How to take control of mom’s computer? **
Practice using the keyboard with your toes, I guess.
**What’s the weirdest thing you found hiding in your cleavage?
Spiders! **
**North Korea Carries Out Controversial Rocket Launch
What’s it like to live in Manhattan? **
How can we better prevent school shootings?
My New Foster Dog
Well, I suppose it’s worth a try.
Good jokes you’ve heard recently
NBC Richard Engel is Missing in Syria; NBC News Enforces News Blackout
Yep, that’s a real knee-slapper, that one.
**Watching LOTR again, couple questions
What kind of planet could a dragon evolve on?
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What’s your second question?
** Love Notes
I want to be a (21st Century) Musician
**
Well, of course you do, if you Love Notes.
**What’s the weirdest thing you found hiding in your cleavage?
Guys, stop enabling these women.
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I, for one, intend to keep on enabling anything to do with cleavage.
**The CIA denies it is trying to remove a letter from Russian orthography
Dead, or poor grammar **
The CIA today denied rumors that it attempted to assassinate Soviet letters during the Kennedy administration…
**Polyamorus?
The CIA denies it is trying to remove a letter from Russian orthography
**
Remember, there is no “O” in “Polyamorus”…wait.
**Movies in which the brutal, onscreen death of the villain is roundly celebrated [spoilers]
Forgotten Christmas specials/movies **
…and they never found Mr. Heat Misers’ head. The End.