** GF Is Pregnant With Another Man’s Baby
Should I give my ex the Christmas gift I bought her?**
It’s always good to have a backup plan.
**SDMB Christmas Exchange 2012
“God sent his son” **
And all I sent Him was a box of Russell Stovers.
**Christmas Homebrew?
I’m Craving a Tall Glass of MMP **
I was thinking more along the lines of a spiced porter, but to each their own.
The confused theology sequence (right ahead of this thread, interestingly):
** I will be flamed for this.
Oh, the irony of mixed messages
they refused my blood
“God sent his son”
Did your life turn out the way you thought it would?
Someone in your life that “doesn’t get it”
**
**Next books to read.
Use Your Dalek Voice, Please. **
Ahem…“IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES, IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES…”
No, no, no. It should be:
"IT – WAS – THE – BEST – OF – TIMES
IT – WAS – THE – WORST – OF – TIMES"
**How do I turn Safe Search off on Google?
Porn blocker for cell phones**
**Good jokes you’ve heard recently
“God sent his son” **
Always cracks me up.
Ready for elephant poop coffee?
I ate dogshit!!!
Someone’s always got to go one better. :rolleyes:
**Another idea on how to get out of jury duty
Castrating and Killing Justin Bieber **
It would probably work, but how desperate are you?
** What’s your favorite thing about farts?
What is the stupidist movement?**
Following through after farting is round about the top of the list - usually means you were trying a bit too hard on the fart.
** Don’t we have an obligation as a society to look at ways to curb gun violence?
What If We Were All Reptiles?**
Well, that would settle the concealed carry debate.
**What is the city of…?
Plantar Fasciitis
WWII Homing Pigeon Found
We Have Pigeon Eggs
Poll: City, suburbs, or country?
What kind of planet could a dragon evolve on?
**
** Canadian camouflage company claims to have created perfect invisibility cloak
Another idea on how to get out of jury duty**
** I pit my religious upbringing for the sexual damage it’s caused
Christians And Their Shitty Fuckin Pizza**
Is that you, George Costanza?
**Good jokes you’ve heard recently
Castrating and Killing Justin Bieber **
Ask the conspiracy theorist
So what happens if I’m completely tired of the Internet?
Oh, that’s good! It means you’re finally breaking free of the insidious Mind Control Network set up by the Illuminati World Government on behalf of their Zeta Reticulan Reptiloid Overlords!
** How popular is Punch and Judy?
Poll: Who’s on top?
Poll: What’s on top?**
Fer chrissake, just sit back and enjoy the show. 
**When Christmas Parties Go Bad
Hey - it’s only one month till the apocalypse!
**
** What’s the weirdest thing you found hiding in your cleavage?
My New Foster Dog**