**How to deal with abuse memories that occasionally come up for no reason.
Portable generators?
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Where do you attach the leads?
** Re the velocity of a pitched baseball: Does the pitcher’s arm speed equal the baseball’s velocity?
Can a human cleanly throw a baseball through a pizza box
**
**And C. Montgomery “Monty” Burns cuts an endorsement ad for…
Poll: The Walking Dead; 3.03 “Walk with Me” (open spoilers) **
cockroach killfest.
Chicago Fall Dopefest?
Put on your stomping boots, we’re going to Chicago!
** I have decided to terminate my Cats services.
My dog is dying**
Holy crap! Has someone alerted the tropical fish?
Help me make Chile Verde, please.
Build a working vampire
Then make the vampire cook it.
** Disney to acquire Lucasfilm for $4.05B [And new Star Wars movie in 2015]
Most hilarious fart scenes**
I’m looking forward to when the Jedi High Council decides to hold a meeting right after the Galactic Bean Supper.
What was the first heavy metal song?
The MOST offensive piece of art ever.
Even worse than gangsta rap?
** I have decided to terminate my Cats services.
The long and winding divorce**
That’s a bit formal. Most people would just sell it or give it away.
** Does anyone else fake an accent regularly?
a kitten named Kismet**
…barks like a Cairn terrier
** Toilet seat dyed.
How Badly Could a Lobster Hurt Me?**
Dying the seat will not protect you from toilet lobsters. :eek:
** How to handle an aggessive child
What just happened to my boxer?**
Never send a boxer to do a pit bull’s job.
** Words with letters in alpha order
Hi! I’m new.
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Well, “new” doesn’t work, but the other two do.
**Can a human cleanly throw a baseball through a pizza box
Would this qualify as illegal insider trading?
**
** Do you have a right to delete pictures of yourself on someone else’s camera?
Poll: Everyone on Earth loses the capacity for sexual pleasure for one year. Any good results?**
None. So let her delete the freaking pictures, before they wind up all over the Internet. :eek:
**WoooHooo ! I got my SDMB 13 Year Pin !!
I never properly introduced myself **
What keeps you going?
The birth of my child and the death of my faith
** Who Does “THe Jobs Americans Won’t Do” in OTHER Countries?
If you were able to collect all human ejaculate across the world…**
Nah, let the Mexicans do it.
*Books about "Interesting times"
Soaking Dry Beans Before Cooking
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Not all that interesting to me, I’m afraid.
** Platonic friends spoon, he gets a boner she gets upset…
Let’s Play “Diagnose Me”
**
Are you kidding? That’s how it started.
**What music would you recommend given that I like the following:
Silly Oldies that Never Get Radio Play Anymore
**
We could have a field day with this pair.