Very excellent post, DocCathode. 
Sometimes a chink in someone’s religious armor might let a little ray of reason through. Even Bible-based reason would be an improvement over blind dogmatism.
Now I’m worried… I have reason to believe she meant to put a dash between “dogs” and “lick”.
I’ve been licking birds and dogs in my free time… What disease will I cause in my dogs if I lick them?
If that road has a lot of traffic, that’ll cause an accident when somebody tries to read the whole damn thing.
Also - “DNA That Condom?” HUH?
I think that part of the message is a call to the local police to take the condoms and use those tests you see on CSI to identify the littering fornicators/sodomites and put them behind bars where they belong.
Off topic question - What’s an outlot?
Yeah there she was
Like disco superfly
I smell sex and candy here
Who’s that lounging in my chair
Who’s that casting devious stares
In my direction…
Wait- someone blew up a used condom? Ewwwww. It’s bad enough that one of the individuals involved in “using” it was the one to blow it up, but does she mean that someone wandering by stumbled across a used one, and decided to inflate it by placing the base of it around their lips, then expelled their own air into it, then tied it off like a carnival balloon?
Double ewwwww.
You assume that the wearer of the condom was the one who inflated it (two ways). It could be a form of *American Bukkake. Sounds like a new show on the Discovery Channel. I’d be watching that one.
*band name!
Uh…
Shouldn’t she be off supervising her kid? You know, the one who likes to pick up used condoms and use them as balloons?
Eye, meet beam.
There are different types of bukkake? What distinguishes American bukkake from, oh say, Brazilian or French bukkake? Is Polish bukkake as horrible as I imagine?
Outlots are those smaller bits of property on the outskirts of a shopping center development, usually. They aren’t part of the shopping center or mall proper but are accessible from the parking lots or entrance/exit roads.
You might not want to mess with her. She looks a heckuva lot like this guy.
I know. The thing has been on the ground, for Og sakes!
It’s those perverted Barn Swallows, you take my word for it. They will put anything in their mouths.
Actually I would like to see a wildlife bird lick anything. I have a picture in my mind of a bird quietly sneaking up on a condom and tentatively sticking its tongue out for a little lick.
Or maybe they use them to waterproof their nests?
“Clean up fornication” huhu? I find that a condom does a hell of a job at keeping fornication clean(er)
Thanks!
That was my first thought when I saw the photo. Most drivers probably wouldn’t get past the first few words.
In all fairness to the woman, it’s too bad her religious rant is so annoying and invites ridicule. Her basic purpose, to raise awareness of a public health issue, is laudable. She could have found a less demented way to go about it, but her civic-mindedness is a good thing for the community, if it could be channeled in a way that’s actually helpful.
I don’t think that is her basic purpose. I think what she really wants is for people to see how holy and righteous she is. If she was really interested in public health there are much more effective ways to go about it. But those don’t give her the chance to condemn sinners from on high.