After work today, I had a little running around to do. I was also very hungry and decided that, since I was already out, I may as well have a quick bite to eat. I settled on McDonald’s.
Before I went to place my order I went to the washroom to wash my hands and then realized that I also needed to visit the stall. I’m sitting there, tinkling away when someone enters the stall next to me and after a moment says “I’m all out of toilet paper, would you mind handing me some?”. There was about one second of silence ( but it felt longer ) while I decided whether or not to say it. I decided to do it.
“I’m sorry, I don’t have a square to spare.”
Laughing from the next stall. I was sure glad she knew what I was talking about or it could have been embarrassing. I don’t know why I did that, I’m normally very subdued and controlled. But it was pretty funny.
Btw, it took me longer to come up with a threat title than it did to type the story out. I just couldn’t figure out what to call it.