I cannot even sufficiently describe the anger I have right now for this girl who for so long I have valued as a friend. Let’s call her “The Ex”. Well as some of you may have read here (adds background to the story), The Ex cheated on her boyfriend of about 1 or 2 months (“The Guy”) and eventually told him about it. Before this happened, of course, the couple were happily “in love” (Now you have to realize here, that these two are the types to fall in love with practically ever S.O. they have). So after much regret, hurt feelings, and such, they decided to break it off. Now in a period of a month or so, The Ex pulls The Guy back into the relationship and breaks it off with him another three or four times. Talk about indecisiveness! Finally though, it’s absolutely over, and it’s about time.
Now then, to the reason of my anger THIS time…
The Ex and The Guy have managed to stay friends all this time. The Guy -finally- got over her and all her whorish charms. He moves on. Good for him, right? Well it just so happens that he moves on to my best friend (“The New Girl”), who also happens to be somewhat of a friend to The Ex as well. Normally she wouldn’t even think about developping feelings for the previous S.O. of one of her friends, but The Ex had made it absolutely clear that she wanted NO further relationship and that she had no qualms with anybody pursuing one with him. So The New Girl talks to him all the time and eventually they both decide that they want to take their friendship to another level. As soon as The Ex hears about this, she flips. “But…but…but…I think I still love him! I wrote him an email about it the other day because ::sniff:: I thought he still loved me!” And of course by love she means “I love him now until I find ANOTHER guy at which point my boyfriend will no longer be convenient for me so I’ll dump his ass again.”
So now there’s a chance that
a) The Ex and The Guy will get back together, BREAKING The New Girl’s hear (yep, she’s fallen for him bad, now)
b)The Guy will decide that he still has feelings for The Ex but doesn’t want to have a relationship with anyone right now, which again would break the New Girl’s heart.
c) The Guy will decide to start a new relationship with The New Girl which would break The Ex’s “heart” (if that’s what you could call it)
With The Guy’s previous feelings for The Ex…© seems pretty unlikely at this point.
This will not end well.
So to The Ex:
You-five-cent-kmart-whoring-selfish-heartless-teasing-needy-not-even-good-enough-to-eat-dirt-sleezy-slutty-worse-than-the-scum-on-the-ocean-floor-tramp-I-hope-you-get-half-eaten-by-magots-and-are-left-to-die-in-your-own-rotting-flesh!
How the fuck could you screw over both your ex boyfriend who you say you care so much about, and one of your friends who has always stuck up for you and been there when you needed her? Did you honestly think that anything good would come of this? Because if you did, then fuck me with a shovel you are the BIGGEST assfuck I have even known.