It’s true, it’s official, I’m not making it up:
http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/living/columnists/dave_barry/4018055.htm
Avast ye! I already remembered. Arrr.
Arrrrr! Have ya seen me mizzen mast?
[wait for it]
It’s mizzen!
“What’s that wheel in your fly?”
Arrrrr! It’s driving me nuts!
[rimshot]
Where is ya buccaneers?
On the side o’ me buccan head.
Is it sad that my favorite pirate movie is the Garfield Halloween Special?
“Ye be havin’ a mite too many peg legs there matey!”
Yarr! Time for bed, I sez, sez I.
Ahoy Cap’n, what’s that cat doin’ on ye shoulder?
Arrrrrr, it ate the parrot! Harrrharrharrr!