** Are there any reboots and/or adaptations set further in the past than the original work?
Better Call Saul: Season IV**
** Boys will always grow to be taller than their mother
Size of a dinosaur’s thigh**
“…and it looks like he’s growing clear up to the sky
Oh what a beautiful mor-ning” ♪ ♬
Captain Bligh
Improve my water pressure (please)
“Aye, we’ll see if keel-hauling gives you the proper water pressure, eh mate?”
Home Buying: Website for Finding/Reporting a Property’s “Dirty Secrets?”
Monster chickens
Well, we’ve also got weasels the size of grizzly bears, so it evens out.
**Good places to eat in Kansas City and northern Missouri?
The Looming Dog Shortage
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**Forgive Me For I Have Sinned (I bought jarred sauce)
Help me dress as Pope Gregory XIII
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That won’t help.
What is “the powerball” in the powerball lottery?
Monster chickens
That’s why it’s so hard to win, the chickens are strong enough to avoid getting sucked up into that tube.
What’s the point of nuclear weapons with variable yield?
Monster chickens
If they’re totally obliterated by the blast, they’ll never mutate.
** When did oral sex become a common part of sex?
English etiquette re: entering houses **
Good thing I found this out before my trip to England.
What should I do with a billion dollars?
Is it a bad time to take a day trip to Canada?
I should point out that a billion dollars’ worth of pot is…really quite a lot of pot.
** A math riddle for you. Feel free to submit your own.
Introverts at Work
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** So, what’s yer trigger then?
Man shot trying to break into News building. **
When my trigger is activated, I shoot.
** If I had a Monty Python-inspired username, it just might be…
Dogs With Attitude **
Sounds more Cheyenne or Lakota Sioux, but pretty neat regardless.
Wine questions
What was the last iconic commercial?
** Because We Haven’t Yet Met Our Quota of Death This Year…
Bomb Found at Soros’ Home **
** Auuggggh, kid’s homework problem! Help!
Is it a bad time to take a day trip to Canada?**
“Sorry kid, Mom and I have decided to drive to Montreal. Hope you get that problem solved!”
**A math riddle for you. Feel free to submit your own.
What should I do with a billion dollars?
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Place $1 on the first square of a chessboard, then $2 on the second, $4 on the third. By which square will you use up all the bills?
**Boys will always grow to be taller than their mother
Monster chickens
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Not that we’re impugning their bravery…
**Because We Haven’t Yet Met Our Quota of Death This Year…
Man shot trying to break into News building.
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** Platy in My Aquarium
Why are the leaves still green? **
A nice sentiment - but haiku still has rules, ya know.
Monster chickens
So how many skydiving deaths are normal?
As God as my witness, I thought monster chickens could fly.