These three finally lined up:
** Because We Haven’t Yet Met Our Quota of Death This Year…
Man shot trying to break into News building.
So, what’s yer trigger then?**
** Another odd names thread
Cataract Surgery
There I am!**
Yep, the phone book lists you between Castile and Catchings. I must say, you’ve got a more fortunate last name than Barbara Boils or Jean-Louis Hernia.
**What should I do with a billion dollars?
Bomb Found at Soros’ Home **
Maybe think of something else.
**I’m disoriented (back at old job)
Is it a bad time to take a day trip to Canada?
**
Yes. If you’re disoriented, you might end up in Mexico.
** The Looming Dog Shortage
Good places to eat in Kansas City and northern Missouri?**
The K-9 House still offers prime terrier and dachshund steaks, or for a real treat the Burnt Puppy Ends sandwich. Go to Chihuahua’s if you’re in the mood for Mexican.
** What should I do with a billion dollars?
Gifts that begin with the letter J **
Let’s see - jewels, junk (you could buy the entire Goodwill store), jackals (everyone needs at least one)…the possibilities are endless.
Un-fun Purchases of 2018
A Better Mouse?
Ever go out with a virgin? What happened?
Dislication [of my cat’s shoulder]
Where’s the causality here? Is she really, really frustrated? Or do her violent tendencies scare potential lovers away?
Either way, the next step is
**My cat needs veterinary work, but … **
The De-Clutter and Clean Up Support Thread
Bomb Found at Soros’ Home
…and that’s precisely why de-cluttering is so important.
** “Whites don’t kill whites…” Shooting at Kentucky Kroger supermarket
So, what’s yer trigger then? **
What is this new feline behavior (or what does the damn cat want)
Bomb Found at Soros’ Home
One of my son’s professors is…
Why I quit the dating/mating game.
I’d like to hear the story behind this.
** Why is Saudi Arabia killing a journalist such a big issue
What kind of scam is this? What do they really want? **
Good press?
Bombs keep turning up at prominent Democrats houses
So, what’s yer trigger then?
There WASN’T one! (ba dump bump tsssss)
**The Looming Dog Shortage
A Better Mouse?**
Problem meet solution…
Why I quit the dating/mating game
Sinead O’Connor is now Muslim
How much are you planning to spend on thanksgiving dinner this year
Tell me about your Roomba!
We’re sloppy eaters, so we figure whatever we can harvest out of the carpeting will make a nice Thanksgiving casserole.
** Dishwasher problem
Does the Butt Clean Itself?**
Well yeah, but the water splashes all over and I ain’t eating at your house no more. 
**Men who carry handkerchiefs…
Try something else. **
Geeze, guys, haven’t you ever heard of Kleenex[sup]®[/sup]?
** Land of Cheese.
Sinead O’Connor is now Muslim
The Conners
Wine questions**
No, Sinead, Muslims do not drink wine, but cheese is okay.