One of my son’s professors is…
Try something else.
David Attenborough meets a blind baby rhino
Why I quit the dating/mating game
Yeah, it pisses me off when that happens, after the dating site profile claims they’re a mature female rhino with 20-20 vision.
**So, what’s yer trigger then?
Something that really pissed you off **
** Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies
Someone croaked Whitey Bulger
Attempted Antarctic Assasination. Justified?
**
I’m not looking for Prince Charming, I’m looking for Prince…
Twisted bowel
I’m about to have an orchiectomy. What to expect?
Move or stay put?
I’d stay put during the surgery, myself.
**Goodnight, Gracie
Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies
Is it time to leave yet?**
**How was your Halloween?
I just got laid off**
So not so good, then.
Well, I’m drunk.
Is it time to leave yet?
Hey, man, let me call you a cab, OK?
So, what are YOU doing on Legalization Day? (Cannabis in Canada)
Is it a bad time to take a day trip to Canada?
Just bought my first house! Unsolicited advice… Um… Solicited.
Is it time to leave yet?**
Advice: Leave where you are and move into your new house.
** Is it time to leave yet?
Time Travel is Confusing (a.k.a. DST)**
When do I leave? My time or the traveled time?
Gender roles in a small business and overnight trips
Well, I’m drunk.
This will not end well.
** Your opinions on magnet schools?
Twisted bowel**
That’s what you get for feeding your kid iron filings. :eek:
** Small pleasures
Just bought my first house! Unsolicited advice… Um… Solicited.
I Just Got Laid Off **
First rule of home ownership: Do not lose your job!
Time Travel is Confusing (a.k.a. DST)
Well, I’m drunk.
So it’s extra confusing!
** Men who carry handkerchiefs…
Small pleasures
What do you want for Christmas?**
What the hell, you only live once…I want a set of drink coasters!
**Trick or Treat 2018
So, I’m getting an iPhone **
Or I burn your house down.
**Well, I’m drunk.
Small pleasures **
Juicy family secrets you learned as an adult?
An Uber self-driving car killed a pedestrian in Tempe, AZ
My mother the car was prone to road rage. 
**What do you want for Christmas?
Well, I’m drunk. **
It’s mostly what I want.