Cool things you know that you wish you didn’t
Juicy family secrets you learned as an adult?
**What do you think is the most useless development/invention of the last 50 years?
Twisted bowel
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Is it a bad time to take a day trip to Canada?
Is it time to leave yet?
Someone not only thinks it’s a good time to day trip to Canada, but they’re in a hurry to get there.
I’d like to buy someone a pair of Enchroma glasses.
Well, I’m drunk.
Life is not good right now
But at least it’s not monochrome!
** What is this plant called?
Should I go back to Linux Mint?
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That’s it! It’s one of those new Digital Plants – a Linux Mint!
Ancestors who were killed in battle
Twisted bowel
That’s what you get for wrestling with Vikings. 
What Would You Do As A Tourist in New York?
Way to prevent mattress from moving
Bring extra bug spray if you’re staying at the Times Square Budget Inn.
Banana hanger
Something I have noticed in the last year
Next year we discover the spatula drawer!
**The Stupidest Conspiracy Theories Of All Time
The Looming Dog Shortage
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No known ancestors killed in battle
What if Germany fights it out in 1918?
That might help.
unfortunate events we seem unable to eliminate
2018 US midterm elections
It’s unfortunately we can’t eliminate the ads, at least.
Finally these two have lined up:
** What will the first person on Mars say?
Office Sex Party; You In?**
Ancestors that were killed in battle
For those of you who were corporally punished: what were you punished FOR?
I had an uncle who was spanked for fragging his commanding officer. The Marines were real wimpy in those days.
Clean clothes on not clean body, or vice versa?
Finding your niche in life
Between the lines, one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen
Earthlink is down
Suicide
Who do you most want to lose?
Law People: Let’s do this again. Is a finger an object?
Small pleasures
Yes, it’s small, but no, that’s not a finger.
The car ahead of me just paid for my Starbucks order
What’s the most interesting car you saw today?
Well, duh…The one that just paid for my Starbucks order
What old technology won’t you give up
Earthlink is down
Earthlink is down
I’m Up So I’ll Start The MMP
Well, if Earthlink can’t, it might as well be you.