The car ahead of me just paid for my Starbucks order
Tesla reliability
Do Tesla’s always pay for the person behind them?
Battle for control of the wand of power (aka the tv remote)
What do you think is the most useless development/invention of the last 50 years?
It’s only useless when someone else is holding it. 
** When your son discovered girls…
Poll: Is Trump a symptom or a cause?**
Trump’s been an inspiration to a whole generation of young men. :eek:
** Do you attend high school reunions?
How Old were You before Your Parents let You Go Out by Yourself?
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I must have been 27 or so, because I went to my ten-year reunion.
**Cool things you know that you wish you didn’t
Oh, Thank Goodness! I have Plantar Fascciitis!
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** Way to prevent mattress from moving?
Move or stay put? **
I said “stay put” dammit
** Every time I see Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s name in the news, I am scared.
An unfortunate ship name **
I don’t think “Ruth Bader Ginsberg” is such an unfortunate name for a ship.
** Every time I see Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s name in the news, I am scared.
Oumuamua: Aliens! **
C’mon, she’s not that funny-looking.
Oumuamua: Aliens!
Earthlink is down
** Tackling a shooter
Why do people attend church?**
For the aerobic exercise?
**Oh, Thank Goodness! I have Plantar Fascciitis!
Good News Thread
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I shudder to think of the Bad News
**Mario grabs a pussy
Stuck in a chair
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I’m sure he was just helping the cat get out of the chair. Nothin’ to get excited about.
** Oumuamua: Aliens!
An unfortunate ship name
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Why? I’m sure the Hawaiians like it.
You just have to broaden your outlook, and learn how to pronounce it.
True Caller Ap
Ancestors that were killed in battle
My ancestor, Truecaller ap Ludovic, was killed in Wales in 940.
What are the arguments against Medicare for all?
Suicide
Why do people attend church?
Tackling a shooter
Sadly, some churches have been the place of shootings.
** Undocumented immigrants crossing border - what should be the response?
So, are we ready for a land invasion?
Let’s compare Operation Barbarossa to the Migrant Caravan.**
Or better yet, chill out with a Corona.
**Just bought my first house! Unsolicited advice… Um… Solicited.
That’s the last one of THOSE I’ll ever buy!
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** Is there a normal distribution of intelligence among bears?
How bright would a lightsaber be in real life?
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What’s brighter: a bear or a lightsaber?
If you were to surprise your parents with a dream car…
Small manual sports car under 5k
Buy them an old, beat-up Triumph and they’ll be dreaming of ways to get even.
** Things that are tricky to Google
Oumuamua: Aliens!
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…only because it’s hard to remember how to spell it properly.
Things that are tricky to Google
Textures that you find unappealing
It’s hard to find pictures of ‘feel’.