** I can’t feel my spinal fluid!
I can’t shovel, can barely carve, but I got Lotsa Balls**
Lost Ramones lyrics?
**College freshmen grammar and writing skills improving?
Squeeeeeeeeeeee!!! **
And that’s what a happy college professor sounds like.
**Why do I itch all the goddam time?
Pill for systemic itching?
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**Straight dopers, have you ever had a homosexual encounter?
Anyone in the Mood?
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Pinky or Testicle
Instant Halloween costume
Or you could go naked with a pair of roller skates and be a pull-toy.
Or you could put a potato on your penis and be a dictator.
Or you could put a lemon on your vagina and be a sourpuss.
** Gallbladderless people of the Dope!
How do you feel about dumpster diving?**
It’s great! I can eat anything I find, no problem!
What “Poor” Things Do You Think You’d Do If You Won The Lotto?
What historical time period would you live in?
To answer the first question, I’d keep living in my cheap house, instead of buying a mansion.
And for the second question, no matter how rich you get you can’t buy a time machine because they don’t exist.
**Rocky Horror all day today
What’s the…the ‘point’ of a Drag Show?
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Dear “Guy Whom is Shooting at Marine Corps Recruiting Bldgs.”
What Is The Best Way To Protect Yourself From Inflation?
He doesn’t know, but he’s convinced the Marines control the money supply.
**LDH Isoform in Rat species; an outlier in gel electrophersis determination of phylogeny
A good analogy for US federalism? **
Well, it does explain a lot about Rand Paul.
I know I’m bound for a very warm place, butSexless Marriage- what do you do?
Recommend a quality vacuum cleaner
Struck me as LOL-worthy (particularly in view of the thread title).
Poll: Ever been involved in a threesome or group sex situation?
What would be YOUR favorite thing?
The pizza afterwards?
Grotesque (but not horrific) experiments
Krispy Kreme driven into voluntary administration in Australia by poor sales
We could have told you the Echidna creme doughnuts were a bad idea.
**What did you have for breakfast this morning?
Skinny Jeans
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Ummm, ewww.
What should a baby wear in public?
Least appropriate Halloween costume (Kids’ Division)
If you say so.
Yesterday was the last day you could buy a new Pontiac
Instant Halloween costume
It’s rather expensive for a costume, but should be half off today.
Instant Halloween costume
Your childhood stories of that kid who got killed
Pinky or Testicle
The phrase “throwing a shoe”: Have you ever heard of it?
Yes very painful!
Why did my computer drive start roaring? (need answers fast)
English words that are difficult to translate.
Drives roar and monitors bleet.
Selling my copies of Windows XP
Famous Missing Objects
Does Physical Development Of A Woman Indicate Onset Of Menstruation?
Grotesque (but not horrific) experiments
**You heard right: I gave away full-size 3 Musketeers bars on Halloween
My poor teeth**
What if nobody wanted to run for President?
Queen Elizabeth And British Money
So the royalists will finally have their chance to buy their way back into power, huh?
Gallbladderless people of the Dope!
Why People Don’t Want to Date You
Yes, it really IS the lack of a gallbladder. And you walk funny. Sorry.
Dogs, and their wonderful vocabulary
Please learn to use the subjunctive mood when appropriate
I think your expectations are just a little too high.
**What did you have for dinner this evening?
Ammonia cookies **
Hmmm… I’d recommend a little more roughage.
** What did you have for breakfast this morning?
Condiments in squeeze bottles are not even funny**
Having to make a meal of condiments is not funny, it’s pathetic. Ewwwww…ketchup soup.