Sequential threads - and the Dopers who love them

**Is Michael Bloomberg gay?
Why do men marry women who don’t really satisfy them sexually?
Women are the fairer sex. Your opinions? **
A gay man who marries a woman is not going to be satisfied sexually, and it is not a fair thing to do.

** Amusing naming conventions that parents employ
Do you know any Couples that share a names with a Fictional Couple? **
I want you to meet my brothers Fred and Barney and sisters Wilma and Betty.

Ways to improve elections: voting exams
What were people scared of in the past that now seems funny?

Maybe it will be funny this time around or not.

Amusing naming conventions that parents employ
If today is Monday, what is Wednesday . . .

Wednesday’s child is full of woe, because she’s manic depressive about the name her parents gave her.

In IMHO right now, there are these two threads:

Poll: Satisfaction with sex frequency
How to motivate an unmoviated [unmotivated] 13 year old boy

This is the second time I have seen the thread about unmotivated kid juxtaposed next to a thread about sex. It just seems so … wrong.

My poor teeth
The power of AM radio

Doesn’t that suck when you can only get AM and not FM. Maybe the dentist can fix that.

“Have Scientists Finally Discovered Evidence for Psychic Phenomena?!”
The Catholic Church and the Scientific Method

** The Catholic Church and the Scientific Method
How loud was the big bang? **

Heretic! Burn you at the stake.

**What if nobody wanted to run for President?
Famous Missing Objects **

Presidential candidates

Is trick-or-treating still popular n your neck of the woods?
Poll: Pinky or Testicle

Nah, I wanna Mars bar.

**Any Idea What This Might Be?
Sinkholes
**:eek:

What would be YOUR favorite thing?
Irritable Bowel Syndrome?
Poll: Toilet paper-- fold or crumple?
Poll: After how many wearings do you wash your clothes?

I’m going to hell for this combo found on CNN’s election results page:

Coons defeats O’Donnell in Delaware
No African-Americans in next U.S. Senate

Just another person losing it…
Ask the foreclosure lawyer

Raining babies (falls 8 floors and is caught)
It’s not Sydney – it’s Newcastle at no. 9

Are you sure it’s not Sydney, because it sounds like Sydney.

**Just another person losing it…
Much more money than self-awareness. **

Ladies and gentlemen, Charlie Sheen!

New posts

Hen eggs, wheat bread, bee honey and hog sausage
Should I go to bartending school?

Let me think… ummm… hell no!

Would it be wrong to send socks to a child in Bangladesh?
Your opinion on this traveler’s jacket, please

Are you getting ready to smuggle a child?

Our Honeymoon With Santa
Proof that time travel exists

Yes that would prove time travel as he has been dead a few centuries.

**What did you have for lunch this afternoon?
McRib **

GQ:

What would happen if the President went nuts?
Vice President’s job

“In Case of the Removal of the President from Office, or of his Death, Resignation, or Inability to discharge the Powers and Duties of the said Office, of if he just plain Flips Out and goes Batshit Crazy, the Same shall devolve on the Vice President.”

When did I lose charter member status?
New Forum Needed for "Pointless Speculation"

It doesn’t really matter when does it. Gone is gone.

How should I handle this landlord situation?
Slow cooker options

Deep fat frying and microwaving should also be considered.

What’s the fastest you’ve ever run?
Your childhood stories of that kid who got killed

Remember that joke about bears and only having to run faster than somebody else? It worked on a forth grade field trip!

Pinky or Testicle
What qualities do you most look for in a primary care physician?