** So when the fuck is this Jesus dude coming back, already?
Winters a Coming! Season of Death Mini-Rants
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Yes, every December 25th I wait in the most sincere manger scene I can find and The Great Jesus never shows up.
** Bush: Being Called a Racist was the Worst Moment of my Presidency
“What are you wearing for Hallowe’en?” “KKK robes accessorised with a guy in black face on a rope” **
That needs no caption, and could not be any better.
** A rational discussion of the mid-terms
Fuck You, Voters**
I shouldn’t have laughed but it caught me unprepared.
Fancy pants dopers: Why does wool have to be dry cleaned?
Why does rectal bleeding not cause massive sepsis?
Two reasons not to wear fancy wool pants.
Ask the Woman who just had Lip Augmentation
Making the punishment fit the (innocuous) crime
I close on my first house in two weeks; what am I missing?
How to put the Paranormal to rest.
How to get a cat to hold still
Transsexuals and Freemasonry
Yeah, they’ll put the fear of God in the little beast.
**Want a house boat? Here’s your chance
23-Foot U.S.S. Intrepid Built Out of Lego **
Where did the idea that Native Americans = Hippies come from?
Arabs and Hispanics
**Funny kid stories, once again
23-Foot U.S.S. Intrepid Built Out of Lego **
**Bad meal ideas…
Poll: Would you like to try a KFC Double Down **
I said “bad” not “lethal”
**Possible Way to Deal W/ Binge Eating?
Poll: Would you like to try a KFC Double Down **
Sure. I’ll eat five or six.
**When I was little I thought…
I’m just gonna go get shitfaced after work today **
Win. Ner.
**Bad meal ideas…
You latest and/or greatest kitchen disasters **
My aunts want to friend me on facebook
What does my cat WANT?
This man wants to… get bigger… much bigger
Video of two guys climbing a 1,738 foot tower
Oh wait, that’s my leg not a tower.
How to put the Paranormal to rest.
Razors (ladies!)
Not a bad solution, but for the gents we recommend a large wooden stake that can be driven through its heart.
Ever Been The Guy To Ask The Really Stoopid Question? Yeah, I Thought So.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
I knew you would ask that!
Your childhood stories of that kid who got killed
No, Virginia, there is no Biscuit Monster
My aunts want to friend me on facebook
Experiences that were worse than you imagined