**Experiences that were worse than you imagined
5 hour layover in DC **
**Least appropriate Halloween costume (Kids’ Division)
Wearing masts was mandatory in old Venice?
**
Only appropriate if you’re Captain Kid.
30 kg per kg bodyweight! LD50 for sucrose seems whack
Is it possible for a person to never fart?
That’s one way to do it, but have you thought of trying Beano first?
** What does Harry Potter read?
I’m reading the Dark Tower series (spoilers as I go)**
Thanks for stopping by, Harry.
The whiny impotent sychophant little impotent bitches in Beijing and the Noble prize
I Pit the Empire
Scam or real
Where’s the scam in this? - For surely that is what this is.
Do women’s breast-based orgasms exist?
“Scam” is not the first word that comes to mind here.
“Hey, Ms. Occam, can I borrow yours for a minute?”
**How Do You Know You’re Drunk?
What do you tell the new Internal Auditor?
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My dog got a poop stuck in her pooper
my thoughts, my thoughts, MY THOUGHTS!
Far less than a penny for your thoughts.
**Most interesting thing about your hometown **
My dog got a poop stuck in her pooper
Pretty quiet place, huh?
What happens to the fuel dumped by aircraft?
How loud was the big bang?
What’s the fastest you’ve ever run?
Ask the guy with Locked In Syndrome
That’s just mean!
I can hear my cat vibrate?
Scared kid advice
Don’t play so ruff with the cat or it will explode.
[b What’s for dinner tonight?
I’m roasting chestnuts! **
That’s fine for starters.
]
Math puzzle
How are Boy Scout (of America) troop numbers assigned?
**What’s the fastest you’ve ever run?
Resignation from Mormonism (sorry it’s long) **
Byeeeeeee!!!
"This is my rifle/This is my gun" scene from Full Metal Jacket.
Tell me about your toaster oven
“This is my toaster oven, this is my microwave.”*
*The First Appliance Brigade goes into action.
Say that I had a large bag of teeth . . .
Recommend me a good affordable pair of hiking boots
So - you’re auditioning for the Charles Bronson role in a remake of Death Hunt.
You’ll never top the original, though.
**The Crime rate challenge: Beat my hometown of Harvey, IL
Most interesting thing about your hometown**
I can hear my cat vibrate?
Do women’s breast-based orgasms exist?
Apparently if you put the cat on your boobies they do.