McRib Mania!
Can I eat cat food?
NO! YOU EAT MCRIB!
Tens of Thousands of Burmese Refugees Streaming into Thailand
You can’t make this st up**
Hey, that’s not funny!
You got a Hot Date this weekend, What are you gonna do?on the Agenda
Ever get stuck?
How often do you use profane or vulgar speech?
Weird conversations heard via phone on public transport.
Heart rate fluctuations
Twitter question.
My heart is a twitter.
**Coping with having severe pain on a daily basis
How often do you go to the dentist? **
Never. I’d rather be coping with having severe pain on a daily basis.
A “New Posts” perfect sequential double:
Boyfriend spanked my son without my permission. Advice on how to chew him out most effectively? (MPSIMS)
How do I deal with a bratty child that’s not min[e] (IMHO)
What does it mean to be “emotionally unavailable?”
What do you tell the new Internal Auditor?
“Sorry, I can’t get emotionally involved with any internal audits right now.”
Yeah, like that’ll fly.
My dog got a poop stuck in her pooper
I’m visiting San Francisco in December
Hell, I’d leave right now.
**Most interesting thing about your hometown
Big Balls **
Any way to keep coffee from staining my teeth?
OK, what about day old, unrefrigerated water?
Would it be wrong to send socks to a child in Bangladesh?
Say that I had a large bag of teeth . . .
Socks yes, teeth no.
British dopers: some insight into the “Made in Britain” joke?
Are there mattresses made for more than two people?
Does the joke involve three people in a bed?
Homo Sapien Artificial Selection
Wearing masks was mandatory in old Venice?
What do you use as bookmarks?
A Very Old Barn on a 16 year old unused 50’ Easement
Isn’t that a big rough on paperbacks?
My dog got a poop stuck in her pooper
Cleveland Dopefest 2: Electric Boogaloo!
Shake that thing.
** Why the need to deny bias that others have experienced?
How important are abortion rights? **
Many people are very biased against them.
**Help. Iowa sez I HAVE to marry a gay person.
Meet our towns new mayor, and his husband
**
Only if you want to be mayor.
Now it’s
Meet our towns new mayor, and his husband
You can’t make this st up
Help. Iowa sez I HAVE to marry a gay person. **
**What ultimately insignificant things manage to bother you anyway?
Firecracker in the butt. Gotta Hurt
**
It’s ultimately insignificant in the history of the universe, true. But probably not to you.
From New Posts:
**Diogenes the Cynic
What Are You Drinking Right Now? **
I’m sorry but it made me laugh, since I guess some people must wonder that, when he posts in absolute statements.
What surprises have your pets brought home for you?
First Cousins
** The Celebrity Death Pool 2010
PC Gaming. Is it dying? **
I hope so–its on my Death Pool list
That would be Absolute statements, then.
**What do you use as bookmarks?
Cruise ships **
Must be big books.
**A ternary computer?
Is this kinda sorta how computers work?
**
Nope, not really.