Training a dog out of bone possessiveness
This is the problem I have with Vegans:
Record for home nudism
Meet our towns new mayor, and his husband
My dog got a poop stuck in her pooper
My dog ate the money!
Ah, eating some green to help push it out.
**Christmas present recommendations thread
Say that I had a large bag of teeth . . .**
NO no no no! Wrong holiday for those!
Firecracker in the butt. Gotta Hurt
I’m having a hard time getting used to my new bifocals.
:eek:
Today is Armistice Day.
Interesting day at the gun range yesterday (forgotten gun)
Tomorrow I’ll have my gun back and the war is back on.
**How did old sailing ships maneuver?
A ternary computer?
**
Basically. Left, Center, Right.
In New Posts:
This is the problem I have with Vegans:
Tacos
**A rapping Hu and a machine gun wielding Timothy Geithner
Meet our towns new mayor, and his husband **
**Buffalo can’t become a Lion
Wow, That was close…
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Whew! I have a buffalo I’m raising for meat and yesterday he was this close to becoming a lion, he even had grown large teeth and everything!
You can’t make this st up
Woman blogs about sexual assault at tech conference**
Maybe you can. Blog instead of police?
**Do women’s breast-based orgasms exist?
I’m dying for a cigarette
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I guess the answer’s “yes”, then.
World’s Dumbest University Prof?
Big Balls
While Dr. Big Balls is a pretty stupid guy, he can’t compare to Buck Naked, PhD.
Question about Flossing
Can I eat cat food?
Yeah, but you know what your breath will smell like anyway.
Going to enter a chili-cooking contest - anyone have any good ideas for ingredients?
I don’t quite get today’s “Questionable Content” strip
Idiocy is alive and well: conviction for Twitter joke stands
OMG what is up with your bitching.
Wow, That was close…
…said the guy at the bar…
He’s Not Ready For A Child, And I’m Sad.
…said the woman to her girlfriends…
Record for home nudism
I’m visiting San Francisco in December
Dang, I can remember when the main attractions were cable cars and Rice-A-Roni.
I’m dying for a cigarette
Get your squee on…
Hardly
Baby Stories: funny with distance
I’m beginning to regret getting back in touch with my father & step mom
At least be glad they lost the Polaroids.
Words you have to struggle not to mispronounce
You’re so cute when you’re slurring your speech
In that case, screw the pronoun…pronun…to hell with it.