Sequential threads - and the Dopers who love them

Is female masturbation a sin?
Girl pushups versus real pushups

How goofy are your pets? Please show photgraphic evidence.
Cat vs. gator

Believe it or not they’re both my pets (although the gator won’t acknowledge it). Actually, the cat won’t either.

Cat vs. gator
Share your lamest, most disappointing holiday memories

How Dangerous Is It To Visit Chernobyl Today?
Black holes, atoms, and infinite density

It’s not as dire as you apparently think.

Cat vs. gator
Kitten needs a home :slight_smile:

Well momma cat shouldn’t have challenged the gator.

** Party gets out of hand, kills stranger

The Democrat Party**

New posts:

Prince William to marry
Big Natural Boobs - Big Waistline - Usually True?

Is what usually true… that’s it’s good to be king?

Weird Occurrence
Prince William to marry

Would You Recognize Osama Bin Laden?
Cooling pad for gaming laptop?

I’m sure he’s a master of disguise, but becoming 14" wide and totally flat is probably beyond him.

**Meg McLain and the TSA
Bad cop experiences? **

Weird Occurrence
Emily Procter of CSI Miami gets Hollywood fat lips

In these days of collagen injections, botox treatments, extreme dieting dieting, liposuction and even bariatric surgery, that’s not so weird.

**Need degree recommendations, please
How do you hunt deer? **

I’ve heard there’s a B.A. in Critter Shootin’ offered at Ted Nugent University.

Poll: Pro-death-penalty types: would you be willing to act as executioner?
Poll: Do you say grace?

“We thank thee for what we are about to receive” strikes me as less than appropriate for the occasion.*

*On the other hand, it’d be kinda cool to have them play special theme music for the executioner when he makes his appearance, i.e.“Enter Sandman”.

Share your lamest, most disappointing holiday memories
Prince William to marry

Help! My fiance won’t quit bleeding!
Cutting fat and gaining muscle. How do I do it?

I guess you do need help with that.

My name is Little Nemo and I have a Castle addiction
Lamb steaks

And here I thought White Castle just did hamburgers.

US. The freest country in the world. Really?
What complex things can you do with your fingers w/o looking?

I can twiddle my thumbs backwards. And that would get you 20 years in a labor camp in China.

Tell us about your emergency stashes
Doper ladies: I have a mustache and I’m ready, willing and able to use it

WTF? Pay Up or We Let Your House Burn Down?
“National Opt-Out Day” – Aw, Fuck!

Give me an insight into the motive: pushing an occupied bathroom stall’s door/others not occupied
Looking for a very specific stuffed monkey (brown w/blue face, bought at Babies-R-Us)

**How good are you at predicting a thread’s success?
I suck and my puppy hates me
**

Do you prefer sealed or leaky houses?
It’s A Nice Place To Vist, But I Wouldn’t Want To Live There

So TSA Really Is An Acronym For …
Stuff you learned the hard way

This better be an ironic comment, because it’s a really shitty acronym.