Sequential threads - and the Dopers who love them

Give me an insight into the motive: pushing an occupied bathroom stall’s door/others not occupied
Tell us about your emergency stashes

Doper ladies: I have a mustache and I’m ready, willing and able to use it
Nordic Jesus

How Many Board Members On At One Time
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Zero!

New posts:

**What did your mom or dad do in the war?
Yet more puzzling commercials **

You know, way more puzzling than “Your country needs You!”

New Posts:

Is Jimmy “Wikipedia” Wales Handsome?
Jimmy Wales, I Am Sick Of Your Face

I’ll take that as a “No.”

New airport search method change.
Failed at giving blood…
So just what do the new airport scanners catch that a metal detector can’t?

STDs, hemophilia, and AIDs.

** Can somebody explain the two envelope paradox to me

Questions about sealing letters with wax **

Not mine, but Mince mentioned in this post the following two threads having hilariously appeared sequentially (which is really what this thread is all about):

Prince William to marry
Mike Hunt

Sarah Palin: I can beat Obama in 2012
What do you use for seriously dry lips?

C’mon, it’s too soon to panic.

Couple puts vote on Internet: continue with our pregnancy or have an abortion?
Facebook makes decision making easy

Easy or not, Zuckerberg, some things better just left private, okay.

**What’s it like to sleep with…
Mike Hunt
**
(Okay, it just appeared that way because the main screen cuts off thread titles, but I laughed.)

Blood Donors: Do You Get Anything For It?
Share your lamest, most disappointing holiday memories

I thought donating a couple pints would earn me enough for an XBox, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

referring to separated spouses
Cat Versus Christmas Tree

Which one is the husband? Which one is he wife? And why are they called the cat and the Christmas tree?

WTF? Pay Up or We Let Your House Burn Down?
Thanks "Team"

**Marriage problem/need advice
Wet and Gusty in Ireland **

Trust me dude, there’s not a problem, Irish girls are normally like that :smiley:

Give me an insight into the motive: pushing an occupied bathroom stall’s door/others not occupied
Stuff you were embarrassed that you didn’t know

From the main forum page:

Do lobsters scream when put in boiling water?
How do we choose a mayor?

That’s a good one! A more humane way though is to throw all the candidates in a pond, and whoever floats is a witch and is put to death.*

*I’m surprised they didn’t try this with Christine O’Donnell.

Top 10 Dangerous Airlines
Mike Hunt

…alrighty then!

Do you make up recipes?
Favorite Fictional Foods?
Cake vs. Pie

Cat Versus Christmas Tree
What is your #1 Luxury craving…

Cat for sure.

My girlfriend is secretly trying to turn me into a cat-lover.
Somebody Has To Do It… The MMP

Try new food once in a while, she knows what’s good.

Do Dopers live in Lake Wobegon?
It’s A Nice Place To Vist, But I Wouldn’t Want To Live There

One should probably wear gloves when…
Looking for a very specific stuffed monkey (brown w/blue face, bought at Babies-R-Us)

Babies slobber on everything.

Stuff you were embarrassed that you didn’t know
Do You Know Any Gay Indians (From India)

No, and I’m embarrassed.