If you were kidnapped, kept prisoner for years, raped, and impregnated…what would you do?
Looking for volunteers to critique my new marketing efforts
LET ME GO!!!
No! Not until you buy my product!!!
Which is the most evil episode in British history?
Relationships in heaven
English lady: “Lord Anderson! Somehow we seem to have found ourselves bodily in Heaven! Whatever shall we do?!”
<porn music starts up>
**help, I’ve angered the sink gods!
Is everybody really so angry? **
YES we are!! <:mad:>
**Is our sense of taste really that bad?
Are Tibetan monks really awful?
Can you laminate bacon?**
Um, you do realize that “laminate” has nothing to do with “lama”, don’t you?..
Do you get groceries delivered? Would you?
People have an opinion on that?
Jeez, I was only asking.
Not having children and your outlook on life
Have you ever had significant tailbone pain (like this)?
Since I don’t have children, my tailbone pain can’t possibly compare to yours.
** What was Betty Rubble’s
Numbers on the side of my Guinness Pint**
867-5309?
** A doozy of a nightmare…
The end of the world is 5/21/2011! **
** Can the flight engineer fly the plane?
What is happening when the airplane lands?
Why won’t these damn aftershocks stop!
self harming? **
Sounds like a quick summary of the “Airplane” movies.
** My favorite phrase uttered after the last miner was brought out:
The end of the world is 5/21/2011! **
A few minutes ago in IMHO:
**If you were kidnapped, kept prisoner for years, raped, and impregnated…what would you do?
People have an opinion on that?**
**What Comes After Volume?
Brake problems
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** Is Absolute Pacifism Dangerous
Alien invasion is inherently unlikely**
We need to stockpile 1920s-style death rays just in case.
** A couple of Ontario Traffic Questions
What is happening when the airplane lands?
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I think you’re on the wrong strip of asphalt.
Most spectacular way in which you or a coworker has quit or been fired from a job
Typical masturbation session: how into it are you?
Let’s just say that sometimes I wish I’d remembered to close the office door.
To My Girlfriend
The end of the world is 5/21/2011!
So c’mon baby, we have so little time left, we need to live for the now, you know? In, like, seven months, you’ll never have another chance for a threesome with any of your old sorority sisters after that!
**Is there any real way to make money online?
Humorous and insightful quotes **
I’ve decided polygamy is an excellent way to raise a family
Preparing to Travel Overseas - What Do I Need To Know?
One wife can be carried on the plane, the rest have to go as checked luggage.
What should I take with me to the airport?
Las Vegas smell
I thought what smells in Vegas, stays in Vegas?
No, no, it’s just that fungal taxonomy gets me in the mood. 