Sequential threads - and the Dopers who love them

**Theme Weddings - Fun or Stupid?
Ask the SCA Noob **

Well, you might want to ask someone who’s been in the SCA for a while - a newbie hasn’t been to enough historical-dress weddings to have a solid opinion one way or the other.

Joint Base Pfc. Stoner smoked for grassing on hashish-smoking assassins
Ask the experimentalist

This “Ask the . . .” thread was inevitable.

One big happy family - Obama and Palin!
Say hello to Mia, the new member of our family. (This is about a CAT. Pictures inside.)

Ask the Woman who just had Lip Augmentation
What were the Chileans chanting?

“Rescue Me”?

I’ve decided polygamy is an excellent way to raise a family
Friends With Benefits

Uhm no, they’re more than just friends.

Poll: A Spelling Poll: ‘Come’ or ‘Cum’?
The Most Disgusting Works Ever Written

Well a thread really isn’t a work, but close enough.

Is it possible to get out of this financial hole?
Semi-Offensive Terms?

Can you please not use the term “financial hole”? Thank you.

**To My Girlfriend
You Have a Choice. Choose Cumming. **

Good advice!

** 'Eh, how you doin?
My cousin was killed in Afghanistan yesterday **

That is one brutal way to strike out…

I was going to say the pick-up line bombed until I realized the context.

I think I’m an alcoholic
What was your university major?

Beer, obviously.

I’ve decided polygamy is an excellent way to raise a family
Is it possible to get out of this financial hole?

You married 'em, now you gotta support 'em.

Dumb Shit The Bible Says
You Have a Choice. Choose Cumming.

Actually, I’m waiting for the second cumming.

What Is Your Number Name?
My Small Girl: Five

** What was your university major?
Dumb Shit The Bible Says**

Double post/

Politically Conservative Nontheists?
Very rare neurological disease

** MASSIVELY improve a movie/TV show by changing ten seconds or less
What does Hugh Laurie use for vicodin in House? **

Let’s substitute the real thing.

**If The Tea Party Was Actually Serious
Christian Non-Participation In Politics?
Remind me again why God is to be thanked for the Chilean Miners? **

Odd blend of religion and politics there.

Just got some spectacularly bad advice from someone I trust
Is there any real way to make money online?

I’ve got great advice! Send me $500 and I’ll share it with you.

**Ask the nude sleeper anything!

Why won’t these damn aftershocks stop! **

Is that what you crazy kids are calling them nowadays?

I don’t care what the white man says…
I’m never voting for Sam Katz!

A rueful Sam Katz takes a new approach to endorsements.

Post Your Best Shaggy Dog Jokes
But Sarah Palin quit!

Yeah, that does limit our options considerably.

**sexual fantasies anyone?
Beavers really do chEw down trees **

Vagina Dentata?