Sequential threads - and the Dopers who love them

Just got some spectacularly bad advice from someone I trust
I failed, and it’s making me miserable
Another facebook unfriending

Well, that’s what you get for taking advice on how to dress for a job interview from the “nude sleeper”.

**I need to relax
sexual fantasies anyone? **

**Ask the nude sleeper anything!
Anyone know what this thing is? **

Had Princess Di survived
Need supplier for large costume gemstones.

I think we can take that as a given.

**sexual fantasies anyone?

It’s raining toilet paper rolls. **

**Beavers really do chEw down trees

Holy crap, check out these goats chilling on the side of a dam
**

Home-Made Space Launch
I am heartbroken

Yeah, it sucks when you expect to land in the next galaxy and only make it to Cleveland.

** I don’t care what the white man says…

I’m never voting for Sam Katz! **
Oh, but you’ll follow the directions of a non-white man?

** OK, ya damn Yankees. I gotta hand it to you…

I failed, and it’s making me miserable **
It’s okay. No need to be so hard on yourself.

Ask the guy with Exploding Head Syndrome
Can you wake yourself up from a dream?

From the OP of thread #1:

Question asked and answered!

In which I meet the President and smooch the First Lady
I think I’m an alcoholic

I think so too.

** Did you have any technology way older than you?
A Camera On the Back Of A Peregrine Falcon **

Modern people use their cell phone.

**Practically Perfect in Every Way. Mary Poppins, this is NOT your MMP!

sexual fantasies anyone?**

Oooh, I always knew she was a saucy wench underneath that flowered hat and proper suit! I wonder how she’ll use that umbrella? :::wink:::

** Ask the nude sleeper anything!
In which I meet the President and smooch the First Lady

Do you star in your sexual fantasies?
Another webcam of sex leads to voyeurism charge **

Sounds like a porno plot

**“Jews totally run Hollywood”
Detention of reporter - kosher or not?
**

Paco the Mexican Nazi
How many degrees separate you from a celebrity/historical figure

I’m hoping it’s muy, muy degrees.

**I broke up with her and I hate myself for it…
sexual fantasies anyone? **

Sad but true.

On CNN’s front page:

**Hikers’ trial in Iran could start in weeks
Boy Scouts tell gay leader to take a hike **

They said “preferably in Iran”.

What is this? My dog found it in our yard in South FL
Intermittently secreting pheochrocytoma

I’ve heard of tumor-sniffing dogs, but they’re not supposed to bring them in from the yard. "Elmo! You put down that neoplasm, right now!"

**What is the most bizarre fetish you’ve known someone to have?
I’ve decided polygamy is an excellent way to raise a family
**

KINKY!!!

This is more a “misread sequential thread” but since I can’t be bothered to find that thread–

**Girls and Women Stepping on Bugs
What do you like her to do to your balls?
**
Girls and Women Stepping on your balls? No thank you.