**What is the most bizarre fetish you’ve known someone to have?
Girls and Women Stepping on Bugs
What do you like her to do to your balls?
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** Are there any Welsh stereotypes?
A man with a gun demands you entertain him - what do you do**
Sing “What’s Up, Pussycat?”, I guess.
** I’m a Gastronomic Cheat
Separating DNA from Saliva **
**obviously gay christian men in the closet…
What are my gift obligations in this situation? **
As long as you’re in there, could you look for my Christmas gifts?
** What do you like her to do to your balls?
Questions about love
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Anyone apply for jobs - or even get a new job - recently?
What are my gift obligations in this situation?
Congratulations on applying for a job! Here’s a pack of gum.
It’s not gum, it’s Trident Layers
Would you use this cookie dough?
Public Pooping Protocol
Mmmmmmm. No, wait. Ewwwwww.
** I’m trying to buy a house - battlements?
It’s raining toilet paper rolls.**
Better stock up on boiling oil instead.
When giving your address over the phone …
A man with a gun demands you entertain him - what do you do?
Call the cops and hope they arrive before the man does.
Can a dead man come?
Well Pump Problems
Well, being dead is certainly a problem for your pump. 
I broke up with her and I hate myself for it…
'Eh, how you doin?
No, too soon. You need to stay away from the ladies for a while.
What will make a computer just power down?
Program stops responding … takes forever to end
The Case of the Dwindling Breastmilk
I love my grocery rewards card
Buy a case of Ma’s 2%, get 5% off your next purchase.
Cost of expression of anal glands
Death by Firing Squad - More Humane?
If the guy sitting next to you on the bus expresses his anal glands, I say no punishment is too severe.
The Case of Dwindling Breast Milk
I love my grocery rewards card
So, how you doin’?
** Anyone else under the age of 95 refer to their other as Mr./Mrs. _____?
Doper-wives, ever refer to yourself as “Mrs John Doe”? **
It’s Formal Friday on the SDMB
What do you like her to do to your balls?
Recommend a men’s watch?
“I SAID, A ROLEX!”
** What is the substance that matter and energy are states of?
Immortal Hamburger**
Are there McDonald’s in other galaxies?
"Last Night I Dreamed I Ate A Five-Pound Marshmallow…"
Calling All Armchair Diagnosticians
You subconsciously resent your mother. Or you want to quit your “detox diet”.
Pay the cashier on your way out.