**So I drank peanut butter last night.
The Case of the Dwindling Breastmilk **
You have some weird dietary habits.
Why won’t these damn aftershocks stop!
The Offensive Joke Thread
Don’t worry, they’ll stop when your fat mama stops walking!
I interpreted that as “so I drank peanut butter last night and now I’m dispensing Skippy from my boobs! :eek:”
**WWII passports for German Jews
Do I Really Need to Buy One to Get One Free?
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Always with the money pinching! Oy!
** I like puppies
So I drank peanut butter last night.**
Me, I rub raw hamburger on my legs. Brings 'em over every time.
Philadelphia after hours
Recommend a peanut butter?
Have you thought about another hobby?
**Creepy Snickers Commercial
Live Crab Vending Machine
Septic tank and garbage disposal **
Creepy and unlikely to boost sales IMO.
Why (in your opinion) are people still talking on cellphones while driving?
should I speak about my mental illness?
Well, at least that explains it.
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**Why is it so difficult to get small children to eat
A mole of beer - how big?
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Just unfreeze it first, and then you’ll get em drunk as much as you want!
**What are the rudest movie lines to say after sex?
Help me choose a smoker **
**Why is it so difficult to get small children to eat
Duvets and Comforters
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** How I ended up in the hospital in rural Virginia, far, far from home.
Is Home “Home” if it Doesn’t Smell Like Home?
A Cemetery Walkin’ MMP **
A creepy tale, just right for Halloween
**What are the rudest movie lines to say after sex?
Tell me about Caligula **
In which I meet the President and smooch the First Lady
Broke my tooth!
Who did, Michelle or Barack? Serves you right either way.
Is it just me, or is anyone else waiting for My spurs, they jingle jangle jingle and Das Boot to line up? 
They do now.
** Eating chicken with a fork.
Recommend a peanut butter?**
It helps the chicken stick to the fork.
Air Force is restoring both the Memphis Belle and the Swoose
Best.Hot Wheels Track. EVER!
Toy airplanes on a track doesn’t seem very realistic if you ask me.
I’d rather take turns than do 69…
The line between friendly get-together and something more
Actually, I don’t think that is where the line goes, and something tells me you’ve already crossed it anyway.
OK, ya damn Yankees. I gotta hand it to you…
I dug my cat’s grave today.
General Sherman gets blamed for everything.