** Tell me about your unplanned pregnancy.
I’m getting married! **
Anyone got a shotgun?
**Didn’t see that one coming!
The Nanny Fran Drescher and her ex-husband Peter “I’m out of the closet” Jacobson on Oprah today. **
When he came out, my jaw dropped.
**How hard is it to get rich writing?
Did J. D. Salinger live mainly off of the royalties of Catcher In The Rye **
** How did you leave home?
9mm or .40 cal? Your choice and why**
Sometimes your folks have to be “persuaded” that you’re ready to leave.
**Covered by a woman?
Charlie Sheen in trouble again!! **
New Geico commercial (does it take 2 to tango?)
Positive portrayals of atheism in Hollywood
Yeah, I think those atheist dancers were portrayed positively.
**my alien abduction experience
Now tell me about your pad **
Is it a Launching Pad?
What’s wrong with Home Schooling?
Protests in Egypt
Yeah, like they don’t have enough to worry about.
How do you carry on a conversation with a kid?
9mm or .40 cal? Your choice and why
Now listen, you little bastard…
Translate some German for me? Tractor pull explosion
I’m getting married!
So, “explosion” means “marriage” in German? No wonder that German lady was so offended when I ran away screaming from her.
I’m getting married!
My Divorce Saga Part II
Ah, the alpha and omega, together at last.
I’m getting married!
My Divorce Saga - Part II
Hope it doesn’t turn out that way!
Crud. I was going to post that. 
Tell me about your unplanned pregnancy.
I came downstairs to an open (not merely unlocked) door – or, st my teens do**
:dubious: OK, still a bit sketchy on the details here… but so far I’m intrigued.
Dell needs to do something about its quality control
my alien abduction experience
“It came out of the monitor!” Well, it’s your own fault for not updating security settings.
Death by Spam
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
“Come on!”
“That’s what it says.”
“Look, if he was dying, he wouldn’t bother to write ‘aaargh.’ He’d just say it.”
“That’s what’s written in the thread title.”
What do the various Ulster Defence/Freedom/etc groups actually do day-to-day?
How Long Do Hearses Last?
Are there a lot of automatic weapons around?
I assume that’s the kind of stuff they are concerned with, yeah.
"If you don’t believe in God, why don’t you steal and murder?"
OK you made your point, fat boy: NOW MOVE THE FUCKING CAR
I sure hope you complained to that valet’s supervisor.
Yet another SWAT raid death and no charges filed
Manhunt for cop shooter turns out to be a hoax
:eek:
I’m getting married!
100 ways to love a cat
That’s kind of old-fashioned. You don’t need to get married to get pussy.
Does space have a boundary?
Is there a word for this?
“Ow! My nose!” Alright, three words.