Sequential threads - Daily seeing more of the light.

Why are some noises so annoying?
My mom’s cat won’t stop meowing and it’s driving me crazy

The Tea Party Mall
A good time will be had by all

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Tell me about your unplanned pregnancy.
Can a dead man come?

Why do I have the sudden urge to watch Nekromantic?

I pit Vice President Joe Biden
OK you made your point, fat boy: NOW MOVE THE FUCKING CAR

Even worse - Obama left Air Force One in the mall parking lot, and it’s blocking access to the food court.

Where did the mouse go?
Piper down! Repeat, Piper down!

As the shots rang out, The Pied Piper looked about in fear. As if in slow motion, his magic pipe slipped from nerveless fingers as he fell to the ground; only then did he realize he’d been hit. His followers, awakening from their trance, realized they had their freedom and scampered off into the night.

Why are some noises so annoying?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

I can see how that noise could get annoying.

I have a broken back and no insurance. What are my options?
Phone Calls From Collection Agency?

That would be the beginning. You have no concept of the load of shit about to unload on you.

Why are some noises so annoying?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

How did Oz’s Simon Adibisi keep that hat on his head?
Just had a crown fall out…

Maybe you should do what Simon does, Kingy.

**Another “Ridiculously Cute Things Kids Say” Thread
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! **

You seem to have an unusual definition of “cute”.

How do you carry on a conversation with a kid?
E-Cigarettes

Here ya go kid. Now turn it on and tell me what’s on your mind.

** Do any MLB ballparks actually sell CrackerJack?
Why do some foods taste horrible?**

You’re not supposed to eat the prize, numbnuts.

Some car battery questions…
Can a dead man come?

:eek:

**… and I’m gonna be 40!!! Someday. This week.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! **

**Lion Tacos
Taco Bell’s Ground Beef Is Less Than 35% Actual Meat
**
Sometimes, the tamer loses.

I have a broken back and no insurance. What are my options?
Why do you need to nitpick?

Yeah, have a positive attitude for chrissake.

10,000 Strippers needed ASAP
… and I’m gonna be 40!!! Someday. This week.

We’re planning one helluva birthday party!

Another “Ridiculously Cute Things Kids Say” Thread
I just earned a Doctorate in Philosophy

Precocious, much?

**What would an all-water planet be like?
Are There Tides at The North Pole?
**
If it had a moon, yeah :dubious:

I just earned a Doctorate in Philosophy
Cat just died, could I have done something else?

I’m sure you could have picked a different one.

Attention Please: life changing announcemount
My cat just swallowed my engagement ring. fast help please

Don’t worry. I’m sure it will all come out okay in the end. :wink:

**Attention Please:life changing announcemount

Snowpocalypse 2011
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