** Sigh. My cats hate each other. What to do?
Recommend an air rifle**
Well, that’s one way to deal with the problem…
**Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Scared about a new relationship **
**What would an all-water planet be like?
Is it possible to live without sleep? **
You’d have to, or else learn to nap while treading water.
**Married women, what turns you on?
Girls, what was the last thing a guy did that turned you on?
Does Your Cat/Dog Like To Ride In The Car? **
Does riding in a car turn women on?
**What job attainable by average people pays the most?
Why Do Hookers Utilize Pimps? **
What the fuck is happening with Qatar?
Sexy Wives
I’m not sure the world is ready for “Real Housewives of Qatar”.
Is it dangerous to microwave your underpants?
Why all the crane accidents?
Cause and effect, looks like to me.
Now that lower-back tattoos are commonly called “tramp stamps”, why do young women still get them?
Now it’s been ten thousand years,
10,000 years of tramp stamps? They go back a lot further than I thought.
Getting a cat
Now it’s been ten thousand years,
Sigh. My cats hate each other. What to do?
If they haven’t learned to get along by now, I’d say it’s hopeless.
**Waiting for the doctor - how long is too long?
Now it’s been ten thousand years, **
“Mr. Johnson, you seem to have died of old age…”
Things That You Would Really Like To Know That Are None Of Your Mollyfocking Business?
Waiting for the doctor - how long is too long?
Down at the We Don’t Give A Rat’s Ass Clinic they always tell me “The doctor will see you when he’s focking good and ready, dickweed.”
Tell me about your unplanned pregnancy Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Damn it, Good Morning America!
'Nuff said.
**Tell me about your unplanned pregnancy.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Or, boobs now with extra teething AND mastitis.
Kicked out of Starbucks Saturday night. **
Right. Be careful when getting boobs out in a Starbucks.
** Do car dealership salesmen think all people just climbed down from the turnip truck?**
backs up turnip truck
Any believers here in Bigfoot/Sasquatch/the Florida Skunk Ape?
Bonus: note the name of the last poster in this thread 
**Gun-totin’ Liberals
Ever moon anyone?
**
They can take away our guns but they can’t take away our FREEDOM!
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DIY: Wallpaper stripping (advice needed)
10,000 Strippers needed ASAP
It’s a logical outgrowth of pacifism.
“He demanded my wallet, I thought about drawing my Walther PPK, but I mooned him instead..”
Any believers here in Bigfoot/Sasquatch/the Florida Skunk Ape?
Moving to New Jersey in three weeks! What do I need to know?
Stay the hell out of the Pine Barrens, if you know what’s good for you.
Unbelievable Luck?
Our goldfish committed suicide!
Klaus Heissler the only goldfish in the world with brain of an East German Olympic ski jumper. How fitting a suicide.
Is there actually a “Rue Morgue” in Paris?
What disease did we all have?
How long do hearses last?
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