Have you ever used a vibrator to masturbate?
What good is the Bible?
It chafes. Well, at least my copy does. I tried lubing it, but it glued the pages together. Just stick with the vibrator.
**Imma Hotsleeper - have you ever used the Bedfan? How about tower fans?
Have you ever used a vibrator to masturbate? **
What would the news be like if it only focused on what you thought was newsworthy?
Poll: Have you ever used a vibrator to masturbate?
Great! That’s the kind of front page story New York Times readers can really relate to.
How much to pay a teen babysitter
Have you ever used a vibrator to masturbate?
Yep. It was cheaper than the babysitter.
** I have something good to say about Walmart
So it turns out, some consumers really are cursed
**
…and Walmart doesn’t charge them extra!
**Self-reported doper behavior that would baffle you to encounter in the wild
No swearing in Russia? F that. **
Per “Space Reporter” Saturn will be directly between Earth and the Sun this weekend
The Thread Of Ridiculous Lies And Made Up Facts That Aren’t Facts But Kinda Sound True
File under “What Were they Thinking - Education Edition”
Student Suspended for Refusing Pledge of Allegiance
**Favorite Party Games???
The power of a man’s tears **
Better than truth or dare, anyway…
**Parents hear strange voice on their baby monitor.
“I’m worth more dead than alive.” **
Scary.
** Tell Me Why You Want my 1965 Encyclopedia Britannica
Have you ever saved the life of another person?**
Once I dropped an Encyclopedia Britannica on a mugger from a third story window, and he was incapacitated by the time I got to K-O.
** Well, he left me
Schadenfreude
I have cancer**
That’s not how it’s supposed to work.
**The power of a man’s tears
Schadenfreude **
I love watching him cry.
Great debates:
**What happens in a post-Christian society?
Free Will.**
not every Christian believes in predestination, you know. 
Also GD:
Should flavored alcoholic beverages be banned?
“We’re Losing the Last Shreds of Legal Rights to Protect Ourselves from Oligarchy”
Should the government limit the number of people meeting at one’s home?
Two of those remind me of gathering at someone’s house to let them mix drinks for everyone.
**Hell freezes over.
How does THAT even happen?! **
I’m guessing climate change.
** Hell freezes over.
Nothing ever happens here. Well, except for the Boulder
**
**Do people talk about what they do for a living at social gatherings?
Let me tell you about some stupid shit I did
**
Well, it beats talking about what you do for a living
Recommend a self-propelled lawnmower.
Drunken adventures
That’s one thing you can use it for…
**How much wood could a woodchuck chuck!
That’s what she said… **
I got some wood right here, baby!
**Favorite Party Games???
Possible food substitute **
“Ooh, ooh–toothpaste! You can totally eat it. Well, small amounts, anyway.”
“Good answer!”
“No, it’s a stupid answer.”
“Oh, don’t pay any attention to Brad–he’s still pissed off that his ‘cat food’ answer was ruled invalid on account of cat food technically already being food.”