Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming

** Evidence for Neanderthal (and other early human) language?
Black streaks in bathtub?**

That’s how it began (“Look, Og got filthy hunting mammoth!”). Later there were cave paintings.

With trepidation, Benghazi
Stupid Republican idea of the day

Presented without comment

Why men’s underwear aren’t more confortable?
Good jokes you’ve heard recently

I don’t get it.

Man wants to marry his porn-filled computer, draws parallel to gay marriage
Time waster…

…Is what the judge said before throwing out the case.
The power of a man’s tears
My handwriting has gone to shit…

It’s all smudgy. :frowning:

** How come conservatives are against abortion?

Free Will.
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"Joke Bands" that are actually musically talented.
Penny Dreadful & Alan Moore

The power of a man’s tears
I have cancer

Wow, those tears are pretty powerful, aren’t they. :eek:

Possible food substitute
Beautiful Piper PA-24 Comanche

I’d rather fly than eat. Actually, I’d rather fly than do anything else.

**Who’s your favorite Internet porn star? And why?
Movie suggestions for my son and me, please? **

:eek:

When your name is Johnson…
Pregnant doper updates?

:smiley:

**Socially acceptable ways of talking about below average looks?
This is why I love sarcastic people! **

This is why I love sarcastic people!
Reggie the 3-legged cat joins our household

Yeah, I’m waiting for a five-legged cat, myself.

**Drunken adventures
Let me tell you about some stupid shit I did **

So true that it’s not really that funny.

** The smelly geek
Looking to buy a portable Air Conditioner**

Ever considered a daily shower, Mr. Geek?

**Pregnant doper updates?
Mother’s Day Forecast **

** Are people that are hypersensitive to perfumes also bothered by bad smells more?

The smelly geek

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**My boyfriend doesn’t dig me
Well, he left me **

I guess that sorted itself out, then.

My boyfriend doesn’t dig me
I want to go on an adventure!

Wanna get your groove back?

**What do I look for in a riding mower?

Looking to buy a portable Air Conditioner
**

THAT would be Mowing In Style!

My boyfriend doesn’t dig me
I want to go on an adventure!
Well, he left me

Ah, the old, old story: Boy meets girl; girl wants to go to Central America and discover the long-lost ruins of an ancient civilization; boy doesn’t like snakes or humidity; boy dumps girl.

**“Dating” site to find a Mom
“Friend zone” dilemma **

I need a nubile woman with good child-bearing hips to carry on my genetic legacy, but she “just wants to be friends”.

Johnny Manziel career predictions
Eating Hamburgers Upside Down?

That would be my guess too.