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** My boyfriend doesn’t dig me
Your resemblance to your same sex parent at your current age.**

A classic relationship-killer.

** Any advice for a parent trying to teach his kid about God and Christianity?
Help Me Choose A Hand Crank Radio**

“Turn this handle enough times, kids, and Jesus will talk to you right out of the box! Though I’m not sure why He’s selling Toyotas.”

**Bias towards white antiracists
Do you or do you know someone that practices affirmative action in their personal relationships? **

Does that include biased towards white antiracists?

Preparing for being homeless
Any advice for a parent trying to teach his kid about God and Christianity?
Parenting advice/ Horror

:smack:

Baltimore TV Station Visited by “God”, Nearby School On Lockdown
and in other news
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I want to go on an adventure!
**Summer Vacation Plans? **

Would work better the other way around.

** The smelly geek
Would you live in a house where a tragedy had happened?**

I doubt the smelly geek would notice.

** How many straws would it take to break a camel’s back?
Is Excel capable of doing this?**

Urban legend. It is however true that Windows 98 could make hippos sneeze.

Earlier today these were sequential:

"Friend zone" dilemma
Socially acceptable ways of talking about below average looks?

Have you tried “I won’t go out with you. You’re fugly!”

**Jail him or Free him?
Free Will. **

Yeah, man, Will was totally set up!

** Inhospitable locales
What would you do if you had 3 months to live?**

I sure as hell wouldn’t spend them in Youngstown, Ohio.

**Socially acceptable ways of talking about below average looks?
Epic moments of mishearing
**

“No. I said, ‘Don’t you wish your girlfriend was NOT like me?’”

What would you do if you had 3 months to live?
Can I Sue?

How did Dr. Dre get so rich
Can I Sue?

No, you can’t sue him for being rich

Screw headhunters!
Can Dr. Oz sink any lower?

:eek: How’s he not in jail?

**Do you smell that?
World’s Oldest Sperm Discovered **

**Problem Employee at Work, Requesting Advice
How do you feel about the double standard of women attacking men?
Can I Sue? **

If you are being attacked at work, you can definitely sue your employer.

** Poll: If I said I was going to “pinch a loaf”, would you know what I was talking about?
Can I Sue?**

Yes. A multimillion dollar award for emotional distress (ew!) seems only fair.

** New Puppy Name
Beautiful Piper PA-24 Comanche**

He’s even cuter than his brother, Malevolent Attack Drone Z-26.

**How the villainous view villains
Our HOA is having a civil war, grab some popcorn **

Every villain believes they are in the right.

** One whole day in Louisville - what to do?
Crazy Friend Drama**

Great entertainment idea! And don’t forget to check out an HOA board meeting while you’re in town.