** Possibility of Surprise Twins?
NBA Playoffs 2014**
If Minnesota made the NBA playoffs this year, it would have been a HUGE surprise 
Serious question for those of a libertarian-ish bent
What are they trying to accomplish in their yard?
None of your business!
"Friend zone" dilemma
Ladies: Would you go out with him?
Evidently not …
Has a drone ever shot down another drone?
Insecty questions
I don’t think “drone” means what you think it means.
What happens in a post-Christian society?
Free Will.
No gods! No masters! Everyone deciding things for themselves!
** What is the cost of being moderately addicted to various substances?
How much cheddar cheese is used in Mexico & Italy?**
Very little compared to those Brits with their cheddar habits. “The spoon’s not for cooking heroin, officer, I was making fondue”.
** How much cheddar cheese is used in Mexico & Italy?
Country Store Logistics**
“Helen, Mexico just phoned in an order for 750,000 pounds of cheddar cheese! We’re going to need a bigger refrigerator.”
** Book Summaries
Fire, Fire everywhere… **
Fahrenheit 451?
**I await your jealousy – Madison to host this year’s Bacon Festival
There’s Rioting in Our Streets, Part 3 **
WE should’ve had that festival!
** I’ve just received a summons for Federal Jury Duty. What should I expect?
Your daily physical Pain quotient (vote by age group)**
Excuse me, but I’m in the middle of 15 things, all of them annoying.
So you’re on a psychotic killing spree…
Yeah, reloading can be such a drag…
The deli scene from Woody Allen’s Bananas. Skip to 1:10.
What do you put in your baked beans?
Godzilla(2014)
Serves 2.5 million!
The Thread Of Ridiculous Lies And Made Up Facts That Aren’t Facts But Kinda Sound True
Marriage equality in Arkansas!
“…and by this Act, all marriages in Arkansas are decreed to be fundamentally unequal…”
What makes a person physically attractive?
Women look horrible with one side of their head shaved
Our HOA is having a civil war, grab some popcorn
This is it! Tomorrow, 5/16/2014, patriots are taking back our government!
**Well, he left me
Ladies: Would you go out with him?
**
My two novels are back in print
I wrote a funny thing, which you can read
Shouldn’t that be two funny things?
** Meanness-free humor-does it exist, if it does, is it actually funny?
MAD’s Al Feldstein has died
**
Insert funny meanness here–Al would have wanted it that way
**Bowser is for real!
Ladies: Would you go out with him? **
Or is being kidnapped, abused, locked up in a castle and having to wait for an Italian plumber to save your ass not really your thing?
Maybe he means this guy.