**Do you wash your pubic hair with shampoo and conditioner?
World’s Oldest Sperm Discovered **
Hm, think that’s a definite “No.”
Which person on the other side of the aisle would you vote for?
Tea Party vs. GOP thread 2014
**You are the only one alive on earth. What do you do?
I just realized I take notes **
“New York, population: 0. L.A., population: 0. Days without toilet paper: 7. Activity on Match.com: Very low. No potential dates. Some bots.” Oh, screw it, what’s the point of keeping track of this?
You are the only one alive on earth. What do you do?
Pimp My Scooter!
I’m sure you’ll have the best!
** I have one of Bonnie and Clyde’s BARs in the corner of my office right now.
It’s my first day of law school!**
Your arguments are very persuasive.
**Kim Jong-Un’s Executed Girlfriend Is Back From the Dead!
Ever shit your pants? **
Every time I see a ghost, yeah.
**You are the only one alive on earth. What do you do?
Ask the guy who just got out from under a foreclosure suit
**
Ah, hah, ha, ha, ha! Now that there’s nobody else left, there’s no one to press the foreclosure suit!
Hey, if I’m the last guy, who’s asking what I’m going to do?
**You are the only one alive on earth. What do you do?
What’s there to do in Enid, Oklahoma? **
**“Oops!” Embarrassing Public Accidents. **
**Four killed, 21 wounded in knife attack in Taipei **
:eek:
** Dating advice / frustration.
What is the best cream for dry skin?**
I was honest about the flaking and redness problem on eharmony.com, and now even the Russian women won’t contact me. 
**Music groups that used to be very popular and get very little radio play today.
Doomsday Preppers **
Never even heard of them.
** You are the only one alive on earth. What do you do?
“Oops!” Embarrassing Public Accidents.**
Gee, I didn’t mean to take a crap on Monument Square. But it’s not like anyone’s staring.
**You are the only one alive on earth. What do you do?
10 Things ‘Real Pilots’ Do **
As soon as I figure out how to start this abandoned F-35, this will be awesome.
What’s there to do in Enid, Oklahoma?
Mrs Mouse
Aww, yeah, baby, Mrs Mouse really gets around!
Be sure to wear a little teeny-tiny condom, though.
You are the only one alive on earth. What do you do?
Can anyone teach me to speak Strine?
That does raise the question: Is Australia, technically speaking, part of Earth or not?
What outrageous thing happened to you today?
Stolen car recovered!
Good show!
** Bear left MMP
Well, he left me
**
Good. You don’t want Yogi hanging around.
**hanging out with my whooping crane buddy
Well, he left me**
They are migratory birds. What did you expect?
Has anyone been to an Art Garfunkel concert?
How much food have you eaten in one sitting?
It’s odd that he’s taken up residence in a Las Vegas Applebees, but anyway, I got down a stake dinner and dersert while watching the show.
Right below this thread right now:
Assisted conception - has anywhere here been involved in this?
We are starting IVF with egg donation soon…excited.