** I saw an Osprey aircraft today.
Abusing Infants**
Well, I’m sure they were baby terrorists.
** To Geeze or not to Geeze…
How can I, a man in my late 20s, appear younger?**
For starters, try talking about something besides your freaking prostate.
What a coincidence. So was he!
Meanwhile:
Economic solution to the Gaza conflict?
Does Israel have to stay where it is?
Pay 'em enough and maybe they’ll move.
**Hypothetical evolution: cephalopods as the dominant form of life
Poll: Who would you vote for in this scenario? **
Carl the cuttlefish. He kept us out of war.
**What’s for dinner tonight?
Jalapenos are in everything! **
Craziest things you have spent money on.
What does “Roll the dice” mean to you?
It means flashbacks to the weekend in Vegas when I blew all my savings.
**Average car on the road in US is 10 years old!
I’m turning 35 in a little over an hour, and I don’t like it one bit.
Mennonite mini Cooper **
Ah, don’t feel too bad. Also… holy shit! A talking Mennonite Mini Cooper!
**Two injured when eggnog explodes!
James Brady has died **
When will congress finally pass some nog-control laws?
**Abusing Infants
New here! **
But only with a paid subscription.
**Curious [do gals really like bigger genitalia?]
Another awkward party situation **
** Why is the new experimental Ebola treatment “Top Secret?”
Why is there music playing through my toilet?**
Sshhh! It’s all part of the cure! Don’t flush!!
**Clarification of “junior modding”
Moderators are like parents to me **
Um, I don’t really think that’s what it means.
** The slow decay of Grossinger’s
Any cites proving Superman isn’t jewish?**
There never was an episode called “Superman Saves The Borscht Belt From Gradual Economic Collapse”, so there’s your proof.
** What are those black gloves that cops sometimes wear designed to do
Nose Picking, Ass wiping**
Separated by one:
** Mennonite mini Cooper
Ax the person who’s never going to ride in a car again
**
**Stand-up comedy cliche
Partners - Kelsey Grammer/Martin Lawrence comedy **
White dude and Black dude? That’s so cliché.
What is the worst alcoholic drink you’ve ever had?
American Ninja Warrior
American beer and turtle juice. BLAH!
** Tell me about your ice cream maker
Stupid liberal idea of the day
**
I kept cranking it to the left and now it’s broken 
I got off my Tab and onto my real computer to post this!
You…you thunder stealer, you! 
**Average car on the road in US is 10 years old!
Ax the person who’s never going to ride in a car again **