**So there weren’t hobbits after all
Hypothetical evolution: cephalopods as the dominant form of life **
Is is just me, or do these Lord of the Rings sequels keep straying further from the source material?
Two injured when eggnog explodes!
So I Guess My Son Has (a form of) Autism?!
I didn’t know autism did that…
**Why two thousand and fourteen?
Do you have, or did you think at one point you had, too many kids? **
Maybe a few too many. But what can I say, I just really love all my hundreds of wives and mistresses.
**Craziest things you have spent money on.
Hoisin sauce **
Someone has led a very sheltered and/or frugal life.
** Your high school yearbook quote
Do you own an icepick?**
I was sort of a Clint Eastwood wannabe.
**Do you have, or did you think at one point you had, too many kids?
Why two thousand and fourteen? **
Cause two thousand and thirteen kids didn’t seem to be too many?
**Stupidity you have heard
Bee Sting In Toe
Two injured when eggnog explodes! **
Stupid & Stupider
New Jersey hospital charges a teacher nearly $9,000 to bandage his middle finger.
Stupidity you have heard
If carnivores and herbivores willingly ate plants and meat, respectively
Why is so little known about Nutrition?
**I ban universe-threatening/saving McGuffins–what plot devices do you want to ban?
Appetizers for backyard party when temp is 90+**
** Poll: A Boeing 747 must be landed. Who do you want at the controls?
I’m on a committee <squee> **
That does it. I am not going to fly on Compromise Airlines.
**Pro nose pickers
Nose Picking, Ass wiping **
That’s the nose picking biathlon event.
**real life examples of self-destruction?
Nose Picking, Ass wiping
**
Well, only if taken to extremes.
**Star Trek Transtator - What Should It Do?
Predict The Halftime Super Bowl Acts For The Next Decade **
** Is this the best job ever? A professional sex toy tester.
I like playing around with (toy) guns**
That must be one hell of a resume.
** Japanese Speakers: Can I Get a Translation?
Nose Picking, Ass wiping
**
More devastating than Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
** Snot cake
Things that restore your faith(just a little bit) in humanity’s taste
**
This is from the main page, rather than from within a forum, but it seemed too good to ignore:
**Oral Sex: Spit vs. Swallow
School free lunches for all! **
Now that’s what I call killing two birds with one stone!
Chicago vacation in early Aug. few hotels available
Fur? Hair? What’s the difference?
You want the room or dontcha?
**Would a naked 4 year old on a beach disturb you?
At what age is a child no longer a toddler?
Poll: If you get asked to go somewhere and its an obvious “set-up”…
Married Bait and Switch
**
Two questions on job hunting
Do you own an icepick?
Before you get to your second question, I think you’re taking the “hunting” part of job hunting too literally.