What do Germans today think of the Kaiser?
Curious [do gals really like bigger genitalia?]
All the mädchen love the Kaiser’s spiked pickelhaubeschwantz. It certainly beats Hitler’s little corporal and his one-ball setup.
Our Christian war machine
Is it socially acceptable to be an atheist in the US?
** I am the center of the universe!!!
We are not going to be doing any interstellar space travel **
Well, there’s no need, really. I mean, the center of the universe is right here.
The company Christmas party invitation has arrived in my inbox
I am the center of the universe!!!
**Things that restore your faith(just a little bit) in humanity’s taste
Hoisin sauce **
Your humanity a little overcooked? A little hoisin will restore the taste.
**Hereditary Nobility: How Low Can You Go?
NFL Training Camp & Preseason 2014 **
The Right Honourable Tarquin Fitzgibbons-Jeremy Ninth Earl of Blenkinsop, Keeper of the Queen’s Spoons, Knight Commander of the Order of Shoes was all set to make the cut for the Broncos, but they couldn’t fit his name on the jersey.
**Stupidity you have heard
I am the center of the universe!!! **
I am the center of the universe!!!
Not at the Library
I don’t care if your name is Jesus, Jupiter or Justin Bieber. The *librarians *rule at the library.
** Oral Sex: Spit vs. Swallow
Just watched the nightly news…umm, WTF?**
Well, we had to choose between that as our big sweeps week promotion, or showing a clip of Katie Couric reading to second graders.
** Question about the Israeli Gaza War
real life examples of self-destruction?**
Bingo.
Let’s create a SD fad diet
When did the ‘stranger danger’ fear begin?
Soon after the diet was created.
**Oral Sex: Spit vs. Swallow
Does wasting food strike you as a sin? **
Separated by one:
** What happens when the robots (peacefully) take over?
School free lunches for all!
**
But you have to sit at your desk With Folded Hands
More Deer Now Than When Columbus Landed
Jewish/Hebrew “X” Marks the Spot
Hunting season just got so much simpler.
** What’s (supposedly) going to kill 281 million Americans?
Magnetic monopoles and free energy
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**Has Putin shot himself in the foot by blocking food imports?
School free lunches for all!
**
Take that, Putin!
Good reason!
**Foods that are better stale
Snot cake **
Fresh snot is often too runny.
**I light my cigar, or touch it up: what happens when it goes from smoldering to flaming?
Magnetic monopoles and free energy
**
That Fidel Castro could sure light up a room…
Cannibals in the Amazon rainforest: Myth?
How much protein consumption would harm the kidneys?
Do cannibals have healthy kidneys?
What’s (supposedly) going to kill 281 million Americans?
Dogs and raw meat
“Back off, Bandit, that’s my hamburger meat.”
“Grrrrrrrr…”
“No, boy! Stop! Back! Aaaaagggghhhh!!!”
And only vegans were spared.