**I want to see a wild moose!
Where should we spend the weekend in Europe? **
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër? See the løveli lakes, the wøndërful telephøne system, and mäni interesting furry animals, including the majestik møøse.
When surrogacy goes bad…
The great affair love triangle
But honey, I was supposed to impregnate her.
YES, BUT NOT LIKE THIS! NOT LIKE THIS!
Help my step father is an a
Spreadsheet or Database?*
Wow, a sentient program. You don’t happen to know Flynn do you?
Going to Germany this summer. How much Neo-Naziism will we encounter?
Would a naked 4 year old on a beach disturb you?
If the kid is also goose-stepping and singing the Horst Wessel song, then yeah, that’d be a little disturbing.
What celeb do people say you look like?
Forgot meds
Sooooo… Gary Busey?
** Stupidity you have heard
Australia readies to send Hercules to Iraq**
That’s pretty stupid, alright. Everyone knows that it’s Greece that is sending Hercules to Iraq. Australia is sending Crocodile Dundee.
**What’s (supposedly) going to kill 281 million Americans?
Computer restarting itself **
Yeah, this happens every they reboot the Matrix. The latest software upgrade is supposed to fix the problem, I wish they would get around to installing it already.
Stupidity you have heard
Unlocking all doors on a Prius
You’ll have to try harder than that if you want someone to steal it.
**What’s (supposedly) going to kill 281 million Americans?
Building an FM transmitter **
My God, man! That thing will cook us all!
**The fridge died - which items are still safe to eat?
Chickens and stink bugs - bad combo? **
Yes, throw out the stink bugs and just eat the chickens.
**More Deer Now Than When Columbus Landed
Demonstrating Gravity **
It’s extremely rare to see Deer floating by on the breeze these days.
**What’s the most interesting car you saw today?
Unlocking all doors on a Prius **
Retirement Planning - General Information and Advice
Doggy bags for the homeless, opinions?
It’s a start. But I suggest you look into a fallback plan.
Clarification of “junior modding”
Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima
No, they’re full-fledged mods. But so many posters were annoyed at how they handled race threads, they’ve been banished to Cafe Society to deal with the foodies.
What’s (supposedly) going to kill 281 million Americans?
Carjackers and manual transmissions
**What’s (supposedly) going to kill 281 million Americans?
More Deer Now Than When Columbus Landed **
Coming soon to the SyFy Channel: Deernado.
Where do existentialists go for comfort when the going gets REALLY tough??
Getting a dog
No amount of angst can survive a new puppy! 
**My wife poisoned my tadpoles 
Just watched my friend’s kitten die **
I told him not to eat the tadpoles!
** Just watched my friend’s kitten die
New poster.**
You’ll fit right in! Can’t wait for your puppy followup.
** Black Jesus (Adult Swim new show)
Any cites proving Superman isn’t jewish?**
This just in - Cheech & Chong were actually WASPs. :eek: