Portland OR in February
Where do existentialists go for comfort when the going gets REALLY tough??
Cold comfort, but comfort none the less…
** Some very non-Pitting questions for Bricker
You gonna watch the new Sarah Palin channel? **
Yer Goddam right!
**Places named after something you wouldn’t expect
Why is so little known about Nutrition? **
Well, it’s only a small town in Wyoming.
**Why do all politicians wear suits and ties?
Have you ever seen a grown man naked? **
**Why when I am asleep am I unwakeable?
Was I Anal Raped? Please Help. (Serious Post) **
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
**When you order chicken nuggets to be delivered to your house, the sauce is always in the bag soooo
Exasperated man buys everyone in Burger King an apple pie to teach boy throwing a tantrum a lesson. **
And the boy never complained about sauce being in the bag again.
**When do you just say “I’m done”.
Poll: Nuke New York **
Gee, that’s overreacting a bit, isn’t it?
Has anybody ever tried to kill you?
My wife poisoned my tadpoles 
I told you not to eat the tadpoles! Actually, stay away from the mushrooms, too.
** British Columbia (B.C.) Woman charged in the death of 6 dogs
My wife poisoned my tadpoles**
I’m hiding the amoeba jar somewhere safe.
**Most significant event in recorded history
America’s Got Talent Season 9 **
Time will tell I guess
** Question about a vacuum
What’s (supposedly) going to kill 281 million Americans?**
Do not turn the knob on the Dirt Devil 5000 to “Max Suction”. :eek:
** What whisky would you recommend?
Do you like candy of other cultures? **
Well, candy’s dandy, but liquor’s quicker.
**Questions Only
Poll: Have you ever seen a grown man naked? **
That is NOT the type of question I had in mind.
** Help us with our 20th anniversary dinner…
A model with vitiligo**
…jumps out of a cake?
**What’s for dinner tonight?
What whisky would you recommend? **
What goes best with microwave burritos eaten over the sink?
Separated by one:
**Everybody needs to just chill about climate change
What climate do you prefer to live in?
**
**What celeb do people say you look like?
Robertson Caruso **
** How much % of a public swimming pool is pee?
.999 = 1?
**
Well, if you mean 0.99999 as a fraction it seems as bit high. I might believe 1%, though.
** Most significant event in recorded history?
What 6’ tall bird did I just see in Madison?**
“The Ostrich That Ate Madison” - it’ll go down in his-to-ry.
** Stupid Republican idea of the day
Anal Jihad**
I dunno - convincing al-Queda that we’ll deploy anal drones against them sounds like a promising tactic.
**Have you ever called the cops?
Has anybody ever tried to kill you? **