** I May Have Been the Last Hold-out.
Life after (huge) boobs - Reduction Surgery
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They can have my wife’s huge boobs when they pry them from my cold dead hands.
**Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Anybody else notice this weird new trend in movie previews? **
**I didn’t know finding a pet sitter was going to be hard
Service Dog?
**
Hire a Dog to watch a Dog? Makes sense!
** You know what tastes best?
Kidney stone meds
**
Kinda hard to believe.
I can’t sleep, and it’s getting serious
GOP still trending to win Senate
Oh gee, thanks. Now I’m having trouble sleeping since I learned that.
Worst Father in History
I pit Jon “War Machine” Koppenhaver
He’s also a shitty boyfriend.
** Isn’t some level of PTSD normal just by living?
Choking someone to death in movies**
A serial killer with PTSD - interesting concept. Mel Gibson or Shia LaBoeuf would be perfect in the role.
**Poll: Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Morsi’s wife
**
Morsi’s gay?
Choking someone to death in movies
Modern uses for morse code?
… . .-… .–. / … — – . — -. . / … … / -.-. … — -.- … -. --. / – .
**More Personal Peculiarities
Taking my kindergarten kids to see strippers
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** improper Police shootings
I think I need to hold a 3 day meeting - shoot me.**
OK, but I gotta read you your rights first.
**I’ve written a book!
dissin fat people and the disabled **
Guaranteed best seller.
** What is a toaster oven good for?
The four axes of food
**
Cheer me up: send a cheery message from your country, and or state.
You just can’t get arrested…(UK cannabis laws)
That would cheer me up alrighty.
** Allegedly “hot” celebrities that are really not as attractive as they are purported to be
Poll: Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
**
Sure – he looks good…until he takes his clothes off.
I Must Fire Three Long Time Employees This Week.
Piper Cub, Mac truck, Cessna…
I’m guessing that Mac is morbidly obese. Do Piper Cub and Cessna just not have their feet on the ground? Edsel must be getting close to retirement age…
** Had a kidney stone? Tell me your story!
How Exactly does one make money online?**
Sell 'em as “renal pearls”.
What’s for dinner tonight?
Songs that make you cry
:(:(
** What did you want to be when you grew up vs. what you ended up doing
Service Dog?**
** I joined this site last month and the one thing I find intriguing is…
Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming
**
That intrigues me, too. And I’ve been here a while.