The Things For Which Kids Today Have No Context (another list of how things have changed)
I’m giving up on Linux and want to reinstall XP
Those kids. I can remember when the big vacuum tube went out on our Philco, and I had to sell encyclopedias door-to-door to raise money to buy a new one. We didn’t have the Internet to complain on, nosirreebob.
Places named after something you wouldn’t expect
When did the master bathroom become common place?
Lessee…there’s Master Bath, Wisconsin…Vanity, Vermont…Sunken Tub, Louisiana…I think it began during the Eisenhower years.
** Why do we not have resources for people like Robin Williams?
School free lunches for all!**
“Don’t do it, Robin! We’ve got tuna casserole and an apple for you!”
** Los Angeles Street Pigeons Evolving?
A stategy for creating a new species
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**Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Television vs The Internet? **
Mostly on the internet. By a pretty good margin.
** Is it possible to permanently get rid of tooth-decaying bacteria?
People committing suicide via asphyxiation**
It’s the only way to be sure.
** Los Angeles Street Pigeons Evolving?
A stategy for creating a new species **
It might work.
**One Word.
Martina / Tiger / Serena (/ Rory?) Slam - should it have a name? **
Pick one.
**Back to school
Taking my kindergarten kids to see strippers **
Not just the first day of school, the BEST day of school.
But something touched me deep inside, the day the music died…
The Great Ongoing General Aviation Thread
** Wife found dead bat in house – rabies confirmed…
So I guess we went and had a baby?**
If that’s the way you react to bad news, no wonder you need a minivan.
Does every family have one weird relative?
I design furniture!
That’s why you’re confined to the basement during reunions.
**What have you done this year so far?
What have you done today that you’re proud of? **
Mom, get off the Dope and quit nagging me.
** Poll: How do I get this girl?
Blue Balls[/n]
Try not to appear needy. And wear loose-fitting clothes.
**How do I get this girl?
Open racism vs Hidden racism **
Well, it depends. If she has a swastika “tramp stamp”, go ahead and be open about your White Supremacist beliefs. Otherwise, you might want to stick with code words and “dog whistles” until you get to know her a little better.
Question about buying a house
Ohio Morgue Worker Admits to Sex with 100 Corpses
You might want it professionally cleaned.
**Ohio Morgue Worker Admits to Sex with 100 Corpses
I do have all the time in the world. Honest. **
Gotta fight the boredom somehow. I mean, this place is dead most of the time.
**I joined this site last month and the one thing I find intriguing is…
Your bar/bat mitvzah memories **
Bring on the stories! Mazel Tov!
**I joined this site last month and the one thing I find intriguing is…
Your bar/bat mitvzah memories
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** I joined this site last month and the one thing I find intriguing is…
I renewed my SDMB membership**
Better renew it again. We need the dough.
Or get Rob Zombie to shoot his next movie there.
**Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Jerry Lewis **
** Ohio Morgue Worker Admits to Sex with 100 Corpses
I renewed my SDMB membership**
Yep, you can’t find classy content like that just anywhere.