Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming

** I joined this site last month and the one thing I find intriguing is…

Ohio Morgue Worker Admits to Sex with 100 Corpses

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That “I joined last month” thread title is particularly fruitful for Sequential Threads.

**Ohio Morgue Worker Admits to Sex with 100 Corpses

RIP Don Pardo**
Well yeah… now he can.

Question about buying a house
Encountering weird sub-cultures

This is why you always - ALWAYS - have the house inspected before you buy!

** Post five statements you truly believe but expect most of the board to disagree with.

“What’s your favorite color” is nonsensical to me

Toe spasms dammit–little toe & “ring” toe-help

If a woman has a past relationship with a black man she’s tainted forever. Why?

Poll: Can it be right to COMPEL someone to fall out of love with you?

What is she playing at?

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I dunno – I kinda agree with the toe thing.

I joined this site last month and the one thing I find intriguing is…
My wife poisoned my tadpoles :frowning:

She is just doing it to regain your attention.

** Is This Ethical for a Lawyer…
Expired first aid supplies **

Too good for 'em, if you ask me.

** Places named after something you wouldn’t expect

Anyone familiar with Lone Pine, CA?

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** "…straight 5s in my SATs!
Is this stolen valor?**

** Your bar/bat mitvzah memories

7 year old kid turns in mom for cooking meth.

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“Today, I am a Snitch!”

**Mysterious New Cat Behavior

We are bottle feeding a tiny kitten. With photos.

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Well, maybe not THAT mysterious…

(P.S. – I fixed the spelling in the first one)

**Corn Bread recipes please!
“No Added Sugar!” **

Because if you add sugar to your cornbread batter, you’ll start a fight.

What to do with a can of Spam?
"No Added Sugar!"

That goes without saying…

** Chicago - Willis or Hancock
Canned Green Peas**

Willis and Hancock are taller. On the other hand, Canned Green Peas are easier to cook.

It’s been two months - time for another Colonoscopy Thread
Thanks, Obama!

Man, this Obamacare business is really getting out of hand.

Suddenly I have the feeling of impending doom.
German honorific

When your boss starts to refer to himself as ‘Herr Doktor Ing. Schmidt’ instead of ‘lead janitor Smith’, it’s time to be concerned.

Suddenly I have the feeling of impending doom.
Thanks, Obama!

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
America’s Got Talent Season 9

Wow, this show is getting more interesting.

** But something touched me deep inside, the day the music died…

Poll: Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
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** Malaysia Airlines 777 Missing
Owls Is No-Good B###ards–Newslink**

I knew it would be owls!

** Life after (huge) boobs - Reduction Surgery

We Have Pigeon Eggs
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Well, that’s arguably taking it too far.

**FYI: Tramadol becomes a controlled substance today, August 18th
Suddenly I have the feeling of impending doom. **

Are you a Tramadol addict?

** Guys: Does this (sexist) TV/Movie trope annoy you?
Poll: Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
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Yes. In an annoying, sexist TV/Movie trope.